Song Parodies -> Arrested For Driving While Black

Original Song Title:

"Arrested For Driving While Blind"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

  
Parody Song Title:

"Arrested For Driving While Black"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

Dee Brown (formerly a Toronto Rapto)r said the police stopped him because he was a "brother" driving an expensive car.. the fact he blew twice the limit had nothing to do with the court throwing out the case because apparently racial profiling exists in Toronto..like I said. forget the facts of the case. "dey stop me cause I'm bluck" carries the day in court... this is a true story..
he was driving down the Parkway at night
he was feelin the scotch's bite
out showin of his new ride
cops said there's a a black guy inside
so lets stop him, in a racial attack
sir, you're arrested for driving while black

now with no proof this was true,
he told his lawyer what to do
and said hijack this case, the law we can steal
I'll cry it'll all seem real
if we win, i get my licence back
we'll say I was arrested for driving while black

then I went into the breathalyzer stall
and there I took the test for alcohol
to see my blood how much was in it
even though I blew twice the limit
the law we is gonna try to hijack
say they arrest me, man for drivin while black
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Billy Florio - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Why on earth do I not know a ZZ Top song? Anyway, I bet you did a good job...I read the title and said "Why the hell didnt I think of that idea"
dave - April 27, 2003 - Report this comment
you already wrote a lame song about this subject, why write another the first one sucked and this one was just as bad, give it up, go do something else malcom

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