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Song Parodies -> "Dry My Scar"

Original Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dry My Scar"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

asked the doc, about my surgery,
he said listen, malky, it's easy to me
your anaesthesia, will make you feel fine,
and when you wake up, you will be fine
maybe you can dry my scar,
bandage me and send me far
maybe you can dry my car,
right after you cut me

I told the doctor that my knee was ok
he said listen, I got somethin to say
I'm orthopedic, and surgery's fine
but I'll fix up that leg this time
maybe you can dry my scar,
bandage me and send me far
maybe you can dry my car,
right after you cut me


I told the doc, he could cut right away,
he took the scalpel, and I heard him say
give him gas, boys, lets get to this cut
maybe I'll take some lipo to his butt
maybe you can dry my scar,
bandage me and send me far
maybe you can dry my car,
right after you cut me

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