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Song Parodies -> "Money Loan ( The U.s. Mortgage Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Honeycomb"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Rodgers

Parody Song Title:

"Money Loan ( The U.s. Mortgage Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

well it's about darned time,
and it's never funny
how they mortgaged me
and they lent the money
and now repossesin' my honey's home
all because a money loan
and the bill men wrote and the collectors called
and the foreclose date is the early fall
and the moneyloan makes the market dip
as the market trips

on money loans
like they gave my baby,
yeah money loans for her home
bout that duplex there as investment home
but I could not pay that bloody loan
oh money loans
like they gave my baby,
yeah money loans for her home
twas a darn good life now it's full of strife
from money loans....money loans......

and the interest rate ewas one point three
and they gave that cash to workless me
and they over lent to me and I guess you heard
my credit's now rated as a turd
and they're waiting all round for this bidding thing
all the Tom Vu folks at the auction ring
and they're bidding all on my once sweet home
oh thay money loan

oh money loans
like they gave my baby,
yeah money loans for her home
bout that duplex there as investment home
but I could not pay that bloody loan
oh money loans
like they gave my baby,
yeah money loans for her home
twas a darn good life now it's full of strife
from money loans....money loans......

and the man said now that I rate a turd
when I asked for more such a laugh was heard
and he fell right off the seat and withgout a shove
and I looked up at the lord above
now there's homeless here and everywhere
another loan foreclosed right there
and they ripped it out, yeah my little old heart
that's the saddest part,

oh money loans
like they gave my baby,
yeah money loans for her home
bout that duplex there as investment home
but I could not pay that bloody loan
oh money loans
like they gave my baby,
yeah money loans for her home
twas a darn good life now it's full of strife
from money loans....money loans......

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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John Barry - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Sad but true. 5 for "funny," even though it's depressing, or at the least, recessing.
alvin - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
right on the money
TJC - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Very nice write, here Malcolm... here's a spare fiver or three...
Tanya - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for parody!

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