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Song Parodies -> "Jenny Craig"

Original Song Title:

"Jenny"

Original Performer:

Tommy Tutone

Parody Song Title:

"Jenny Craig"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Jenny, Jenny
you're who I've come to
for the love handles men will hold on to
I know you've heard the "big boned" story before
but baby now the scales digit number should fall

Jenny, It's one big number
I need to be size nine
Jenny help drop this number
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs

Jenny, Jenny
you're a thrill to me
your food fills me but I don't want to feel crappy
I shoulda called you before
about all my curves
I tried physical exertion
but I was perturbed
Jenny, It's one big number
I need to be size nine
Jenny help drop this number
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs


I lost it I lost it
you helped that weight in number fall
I lost it I lost it
and in no time
soon I'll lose it all.

Jenny, It's one big number
I need to be size nine
Jenny help drop this number
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs




jenny jenny,
what can you do soon?
for a price and some time
I can always come to you

waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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Mark Scotti - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant! Wished I thought of it!!! Won't be losing fives from me...
Tommy Turtle - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
This title was soooooooo made for "Penny Lane". Perhaps a v.2.0?
Andria - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this parody too, and like erstwhile Jenny Craig spokeswoman Kirstie Alley (whom I am roughly the same size as), the Jenny Craig program was a failure for me. But this parody didn't fail me in terms of giving you 5s.

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