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Song Parodies -> "If I Had A Bastard (the Letterman Son Song)"

Original Song Title:

"If I Had A Hammer"

Original Performer:

Peter Paul And Mary

Parody Song Title:

"If I Had A Bastard (the Letterman Son Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

oops.. sorry not making fun of anyone that is out of character for me. so if anyone is offended, I WILL ISSUE THE LETTERMAN APOLOGY That is to say, you know me better than that... blah blah... not funny... blah blah.. the only word not coming from me, like him is "sorry"
if I had a bastard
I'd name him Harry Joseph
his mother is a trollope
and she's with this man
I'd have him out of wedlock
I know it's kinda corny
I'm talkin about love between
a lefty and a dirtbag
all over this man



If I had a kid,
I'd give the world a worning,
morality deceiving,
All over this land,
he'd never see a manger,
I'd sing out a warning,
I'd sing about love between,
a loser and a dirtbag
All over this land.
There. now wasn't that refreshing. as funny as atop ten Sarah Palin list.

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Johnny Pyro - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Jay Leno 2 years ago: "We are hearing thru the news that governor Palin's 16 year old daughter in now pregnant. Boy and you thought John Edwards was in trouble before." Were was the outrage then? It's the SAME joke. It's amazing to me that Americans in Iraq and Afghanistan are dying daily. That companies are laying off people by the thousands. That the post office (where I work) is on life support and trying to minus one day of delivery a week which will basically costing a whole lot of people their livelihoods, including my own......YET THIS is the crappola hardcore republicans are gonna get behind. Are we serious? Is this how stupid our society has become? I know...let's elect her president now because David Letterman...A TV SATIRIST......made fun of her daughter. Nevermind the fact that in Alaska the legal age for sexual activity is 16.....that's right 16, look it up. Higgins you disgust me.
Sid - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, really, Johnny? The story about Palin's daughter didn't break until late August, early September of 2008. Hardly "2 years ago." Why is that important? Because I call BS on your Jay Leno story.
Johnny Pyro - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Ok it was almost a year ago...sue me! The facts are Leno said the same joke supplanting Edwards for A-Rod and NOTHING was said about it. Why? Because Palin was already newsworthy and there wasn't a need to keep her relevant. So stick that BS up your hiney hole sideways Sid.
UnKnownVotrix - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . . " He'd never see a manger" Sir ? !? ?! Why? ? That is very sad indeed, or rather ~inDad~ .

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