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Song Parodies -> "Another One Likes The Crust (the Pizza Hut Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Another One Likes The Crust (the Pizza Hut Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

stuffed crust, garlic crust.. thisk, thin, extra dough.. flat, pita........... whatever happened to a SLICE AND A COKE??????
steve walks hungrily down the street,
to pizza hut we go
they now stuff the crust with cheese,
brand new taste you know

is it ready?
am I ready for this?
with the cheese, and anchovies and meat
out of the oven, to where I sit
now I'm startin to eat

another one likes the crust
another one likes the crust
and another one gone, yeah another one gone
another one likes the crust
yeah it's really tasty too,
another one likes the crust

why did it take the pizza hut so long
to give me what I need?
it's a pizza mona lisa, with a pepper sauce
and a crust with sesame seeds

I'll be happy I'll be satisfied
as long as I can eat
out of the oven to where I'm sittin,
that's what I wanna go eat

another one likes the crust
another one likes the crust
another one likes the crust
another one likes the crust
there are plenty of things you can feed a man
to the table with a thump
not too ricy not too spicy if your baker can,
or it gives me the runny dumps
but I'm happy, I'm satisfied
I'll be happy I'll be satisfied
as long as I can eat
out of the oven to where I'm sittin,
that's what I wanna go eat

another one likes the crust
another one likes the crust
another one likes the crust
another one likes the crust

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AussieBullDog - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude, slice and a coke is sooo yesterday.
Leah Lockhart - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Very creative. I have always considered the crust to be the "dessert" of the pizza. 5 slices of pepperoni.
Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
If this is how an Englishman writes about pizza, maybe I should write a mediocre parody about crumpets.
malcolm higgins - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
an englishman? bite your tongue you silly manhattanite.. and you can't write any more songs about "crumpets" no sex right???
Gary Main - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
contact Pizza Hut. bet it sells. is marketable in my opinion, as a sales tool if you rephrase a line or to to be positive towards the Hut, you may have a new car here.
Diva - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it!
Mikey Boy - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Oops, sorry man i thought i was the first one to do it. this ones good. 5's
daniel - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
how the hell do u write 1640 parodys , this one is good but i would stop at like 1000!!!!!!!!!!!! do u have a life?
danielle - February 24, 2007 - Report this comment
very funny i love parodies and i love queen. put em together? u cant go wrong. very nice song.

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