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Song Parodies -> "Watching Miss America"

Original Song Title:

"Breakfast In America"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Supertramp

Parody Song Title:

"Watching Miss America"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

now pretending they're girlfriends
what a bloody phony lot
backstabbing their girlfriends
reality is really hot

ears like dumbo, one was snottered
pretty in america?
even one from california
transparent we can see them right through
all the stupid tests they now do

bowl of steam, ciggy for breakfast,
bulimi-dears, bulimi-dears
skinniest one is from texas
don't they feed them anywhere?

one's a winner, one is thinner
could they show their teeth and laugh
50 losers, winner, poser,
showing their faults on the tube
but there's nothing on channel two..

now pretending they're girlfriends
what a bloody phony lot
backstabbing their girlfriends
reality is really hot

ears like dumbo, one was snottered
pretty in america?
even one from california
transparent we can see them right through
all the stupid tests they now do

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alvin - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
right on target...the men watch to slobber...the gals watch to clobber
littleCALCakes - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord HiGUNs, Duke of Sex-On-Knee Oh please Sir, don't be so rough on us maidenly!
2Eagle - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Good commentary. The Westminster Kennel Club show is more worthwhile.
Peregrin - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I am presuming this is some sort of reality show? Good read, I won't be watching :)

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