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Song Parodies -> "Tranny Woman(?)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Tranny Woman(?)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Tranny woman, walkin' down the street
Tranny woman with size eleven feet,
Tranny woman I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No man could look as good as you---mercy

tranny woman please enlighten me
tranny woman your thing just frightens me
tranny woman that you look female as can be
Are you lonely just like me---

tranny woman stop the charade
tranny woman act like you're made
tranny woman give your smile to me
tranny woman yeah, yeah, yeah
tranny woman you look great
Pretty woman say you'll stay with me-ee
Cuz I need you, I'll treat you right
Come with me baby, be mine toni-i-ght

tranny woman as you walk on by
tranny woman with big and hairy thighs
Pretty woman don't walk that way, hey----OK
If that's the way it must be---OK
I guess I'll go on home, it's late
There'll be tomorrow night, but wait
What do I see?
are you coming back to me?
noo! she's walking back for me
Oh, oh, tranny woman

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 6

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

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Susanna Viljanen - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
5-1-1. Pacing flawless, the lyrics totally tasteless and extremely bigoted. I happen to have one transsexual as a friend, and transsexualism is not a perversion but a neurobiological disorder. Do you get your kicks from making fun of handicapped people?
Shadow - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
dude...that was poor...and u sorta stole the same idea from me....
Lionel Mertens - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
English Soccer fans aren't hooligans it's a neurobiological disorder caused by exteme alcohol consumption and pent up frustrations by how long it takes for anyone team to score a freaking point. 5's my bro. This chick is tripped.
The Charnstar - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I happen to agree with Susanna, although this song IS rather funny and the pacing is awesome, but it is also cruel and tasteless, 5-2-2
Susanna Viljanen - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree, not all English fans are hooligans. I should have re-worded the song to refer soccer hooligans in general, not just the English. You are right in that respect.

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