Song Parodies -> Groceries
| Original Song Title: | "Memphis Tennessee" |
| Original Performer: | Chuck Berry |
| Parody Song Title: | "Groceries" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
nutrition information, is right there on groceries
like, Iron, protien,iron, vitamins, like a, b, and c, and d
it reads out like novel, I don't thank the FDA,
for yellow dyes and colourants, that kill folks every day
I open up a package of some pop tarts in the morn
susprisingly, I found it has some gluten wheat and corn
but nowhere in the package can real food within be found
I'd get more nutritious caliries when I eat mounds
last time I ate potatoes, they would glow light in the dark
I peeled them with a paper clip, so I didn't leave no marks
I tried to eat some grapefruit that was grown organically
but it still had beetle dung on it, so this is botany??
nutrition information, is not something you should know
just eat the crap they give you, as your body functions slow
when cancer comes to get you, you will die all on your own
at least you won't be fat, you ate the bars within the "zone"
like, Iron, protien,iron, vitamins, like a, b, and c, and d
it reads out like novel, I don't thank the FDA,
for yellow dyes and colourants, that kill folks every day
I open up a package of some pop tarts in the morn
susprisingly, I found it has some gluten wheat and corn
but nowhere in the package can real food within be found
I'd get more nutritious caliries when I eat mounds
last time I ate potatoes, they would glow light in the dark
I peeled them with a paper clip, so I didn't leave no marks
I tried to eat some grapefruit that was grown organically
but it still had beetle dung on it, so this is botany??
nutrition information, is not something you should know
just eat the crap they give you, as your body functions slow
when cancer comes to get you, you will die all on your own
at least you won't be fat, you ate the bars within the "zone"
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Continue reading the labels, Sir Malcolm; and go easy " on the mounds" Sir !!
My favorite Tennessee job. The chimps and monkeys drove bananas too.
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