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Song Parodies -> "I'll Walk Just Fine"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk The Line"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Walk Just Fine"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
I keep a close watch on this leg of mine
doctor said I got here just in time
that's gangrenous hair all covered up with slime
survived the crime, I'll walk just fine
I saw the gunman push his way right through
to say stick em up or I'll kill you
he opened drawers up, not just one but two
survived the crime, I'll walk just fine
as sure as cops eat doughnuts every day
they passed right by to Dunkin's on the way
came in and gunfire started there to spray
survived the crime, I'll walk just fine
the bullets tore a hole right in my side
intestines flopped from that hole long and wide
I grabbed them up and jammed them back inside
survived the crime, I'll walk just fine
I keep a close watch on this leg of mine
doctor said I got here just in time
that's gangrenous hair all covered up with slime
survived the crime, I'll walk just fine
doctor said I got here just in time
that's gangrenous hair all covered up with slime
survived the crime, I'll walk just fine
I saw the gunman push his way right through
to say stick em up or I'll kill you
he opened drawers up, not just one but two
survived the crime, I'll walk just fine
as sure as cops eat doughnuts every day
they passed right by to Dunkin's on the way
came in and gunfire started there to spray
survived the crime, I'll walk just fine
the bullets tore a hole right in my side
intestines flopped from that hole long and wide
I grabbed them up and jammed them back inside
survived the crime, I'll walk just fine
I keep a close watch on this leg of mine
doctor said I got here just in time
that's gangrenous hair all covered up with slime
survived the crime, I'll walk just fine
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Now this sounds like one of Johnny Cash's outtakes!
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