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Song Parodies -> "Long Goolies"

Original Song Title:

"Tom Dooley"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Kingston Trio

Parody Song Title:

"Long Goolies"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hand down your kit, long goolies,
let those big boys hang down,
you should have on a jockstrap
your momma always wears a frown
I pee it's like a fountain,
I always miss the bowl
I pee it's like a fountain,
just can't get stream control

hand down your kit, long goolies,
let those big boys hang down,
you should have on a jockstrap
your momma always wears a frown

it's time to borrow
a hammock sack for me
my zipper's often missing,
showing my big floppy

hand down your kit, long goolies,
let those big boys hang down,
you should have on a jockstrap
your momma always wears a frown

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Johnny D - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Gonna start callin' you Malcolm BIG'UNS.
Michael Pacholek - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, the dark side of being a "longshoreman." Gives a whole new meaning to, "Come on, will ya hurry up in there?"

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