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Song Parodies -> "I Just Want To Be Your Hairy Thing"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Want To Be Your Everything"

Original Performer:

Andy Gibb

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Want To Be Your Hairy Thing"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

it's so long,
you and me been finding the hair bits oh so long,
and the feeling that I hear from you, is "grow it longer"
I would shave a little more, but what you're askin for,
is hair to grow on me,
darling, mine,
it will grow forever, and "pert" makes it shine
braid my hair around you darling,
it's all of mine girl,
if I grow a little more, what you're asking for
is me as were-wolfy

oh ah ah-ah-ah-ah
I just wanna be your hairy thing,
open up your heart my girl, oh just a little crack,
throw velcro at my back,
it's such a lovey puppet thing
oh ah ah-ah-ah-ah
if I comb daily darling, I will shine
I want you laying in a rug beside my thing
and feel my hairy ring, it would mean everything

it's so long,
you and me been finding the hair bits oh so long,
and the feeling that I hear from you, is "grow it longer"
I would shave a little more, but what you're askin for,
is hair to grow on me,
darling, mine,
it will grow forever, and "pert" makes it shine
braid my hair around you darling,
it's all of mine girl,
if I grow a little more, what you're asking for
is me as were-wolfy

oh ah ah-ah-ah-ah
I just wanna be your hairy thing,
open up your heart my girl, oh just a little crack,
throw velcro at my back,
it's such a lovey puppet thing
oh ah ah-ah-ah-ah
if I comb daily darling, I will shine
I want you laying in a rug beside my thing
and feel my hairy ring, it would mean everything

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