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Song Parodies -> "Take A Shot At The Child Side (Michael Jackson's"

Original Song Title:

"Take A Walk On The Wild Side"

Original Performer:

Lou Reed

Parody Song Title:

"Take A Shot At The Child Side (Michael Jackson's"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

McCaulay was a kid in east L.A.
took him to my bed so we could play,
a grapple here, a smartie there,
he was smooth, and had no hair, he said
hey there, take a shot at the child side
I mean why not? take a shot at a child ride..

candy canes laced with drugs were a favourite
in the bedroom, they could help obtain it
but I never lost my head
even when I was licking head
and the little lovers go
goo goo goo goo goo goo goo........

LAPD came in to test the sheets
hoping DNA would prove I'm a freak
pied piper they would follow, a little wine, and then go go go
those kids.....
hey there, take a shot at the child side
I mean why not? take a shot at a child ride..

now they took all my mags away,
porno films, wine so we could play..
always knew I would burn and crash,
paid the last one off with cash, I say
hey there, take a shot at the child side
I mean why not? take a shot at a child ride..
and the little kids goo goo goo goo go goo goo goo



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Chuck A. Spear - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious! (Although, I almost feel sorry for the weirdo- the trial is a sham, and there's no real evidence)

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