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Song Parodies -> "Ham And Two Eggs"

Original Song Title:

"Death On Two Legs"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ham And Two Eggs"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you place my orange juice glass
on that tray made of glass,
freshly squeezed, just desserts,
why do I think that's funny, could I want more?
am I a fool
live by the rule
give me whole wheat flapjack waffles
and some tools to help digestion

ham and two eggs,
a very health start
ham and two eggs
you aughta get a pair of your own
over, easy
not too, greasy
no taters, boy,
have you got marmalade to entice me?
can you please me?
and now you can take my glass, goodbye
feel good, satisfied,
for dinner, wings, suicide
yes, everything was allright,
and I'll feel good tonight
and I feel good (feel good)

you're like a big breakfast tycoon
you'll make your millions real soon
just keep making your ham
have a business plan, poor boy
and hold on to it tight
flip those eggs with such ease
keep those morning folk pleased
put your brekkie where your mouth is,
and you'll go all..
was the extra flapjack part of the deal?

ham and two eggs,
a very healthy start
you better get a plate of your own
again, you should be filled with pride
cause the eggs are nice, and not to runny inside
won't cause one hemorrhoid,
when I have to go void
and I'll feel good
I feel good

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