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Original Song Title:

"Imagine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Collecting"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

collecting stuff like sevens,
it's easy to do, try
no stamps to show us,
my friend collects dead flies..
collecting from all people..
stowing them away

collecting from some countries
when I went there it's true
nothing too rich or cheap though,
some folk collect goo goos,
collecting from all people..
stowing them away

you may say I'm a nutbar,
but I'm not the only one
and then some day you'll join me, ,
collecting stuff can be such fun

collecting my possessions
to store in cans
collect the buns or burgers
a waste of life for man
imagine all these people
wasting lives today..

you may say I'm a nutbar,
but I'm not the only one
and then some day you'll join me, ,
collecting stuff can be such fun


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