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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
John Leonon, John Lennon & Yoko OnoMusic Quotes:
Press Reporter: Do you think Ringo is the best drummer in the world? John Lennon: I dont think he's the best drummer in The Beatles. Submitted by: Adam
| When asked by a reporter - "How did you find America?" Lennon replied "Turned left at Greenland." Submitted by: sarah
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Music Jokes:
John Lennon went up to heaven. St Peter said to him "Can I have your autograph?" Lennon said "Sod off - I got caught like that last time!" Submitted by: Bob Atkin
| What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement. Submitted by: Joe Mama
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Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: Dr. Winston O'Boogie. Submitted by: Martha Hankins
Strange Offspring Names:
- Julian Lennon - Julian, who was born in 1963 (when his father was in the Beatles), takes his first name from the masculine derivative of John's mother's name, Julia. Submitted by: The Rev. A. Palgut
- Sean Taro Ono Lennon - Sean: Gaelic spelling of John Taro, Japanese equivilent of John Ono and Lennon, his parents' last names. Submitted by: luc
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "How I Won the War" | This film also starred Roy Kinnear who co-starred in the Beatles movie Help! - Paul Warren |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Instant Coffee" | "Instant Karma" | Paul Warren |
| "Happy Christmas (War Is Over)" | "Happy Christmas ('Pearl Harbor' is Over)" | britrock |
| "Wanton" | "Woman" | oldrock |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "When The Heart Rules The Mind" | "Mind Games," John Lennon | Kathy |
| "Got To Begin Again" | "(Just Like) Starting Over ," John Lennon | Kathy |
| "Here I Am" | "Look At Me," John Lennon | Kathy |
| "Spooky" | "Don't Be Scared," John Lennon | Kathy |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Less You" originally "Bless You"
There's too much of you around!
Josh
"How Do You Seep?" originally "How Do You Sleep?"
Tom
"Give Pace A Chance" originally "Give Peace A Chance"
Regina Olsen
"Watching The Heels" originally "Watching The Wheels"
Serafina
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Grow Bold With Me" originally "Grow Old With Me"
Regina Haniger
"Nobody Told Mel" originally "Nobody Told Me"
Genevieve
"Nobody Told Meg" originally "Nobody Told Me"
Genevieve
"Powder To The People" originally "Power To The People"
Bruce Curb
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Deal Yoko" originally "Dear Yoko"
Let's get this card game started!
Josh
"Find Games" originally "Mind Games"
Serafina
"Mini Games" originally "Mind Games"
As in mini-golf, for one?
Josh
"Nobody Fold Me" originally "Nobody Told Me"
Quark
"Nobody Mold Me" originally "Nobody Told Me"
Quark
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Imagine" | "Intestine" | Jim Rotondo |
| "Imagine" | "I'm Munchin'" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "Merry Xmas" | "Barry Obama" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Instant Karma" | "Ritzy Farmer" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" | "Aussie Xmas (Warmth I’m Over)" | Merry & Pippin |
| "So This Is Christmas" | "So This Is Barack" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Whatever Gets You Through The Night" | "Whatever Gets You Through The Fight" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "(Just Like) Starting Over" | "(Don’t Like) Crossing Over" | Merry & Pippin |
| "Whatever Gets You Through The Night" | "What Clever Things On Amiright" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "Instant Karma" | "Stinky Grandma" | Alvin Rhodes |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Watching The Wheels | BBC Paralympics coverage | pickle* |
| Imagine | Atheist Socioty Of America | VInce Pale |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Crippled Inside | Cosmetic Surgery Clinic | Charlie Decker |
| Imagine | Any Church Or Religious Organization | XRaySpecks |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Runnin Down a Dream Tom Petty | #9 Dream John Lennon | Runnin Down A #9 Dream | Josh |
| Games Without Frontiers Peter Gabriel | Mind Games John Lennon | Mind Games Without Frontiers They're messing with your head... | Grimley Fieendish |
| Thank God I'm A Country Boy John Denver | Woman John Lennon | Thank God I'm a Woman (This is amusing knowing that the two performers are guys) | Runespoor |
| Who Feels Love? Oasis | Woman John Lennon | Who Feels Women? | Runespoor |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
The John Lennon Sisters
John Lennon combined with The Lennon Sisters
Well...John's father did leave him!
Submitted By: Paul Warren
The John Lennonheads
John Lennon combined with The Lemonheads
Give alternative music a chance.
Submitted By: Martha Hankins
Misheard Lyrics:
"Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Nobody told me they didn't like me
Original Lyrics: Nobody told me there'd be days like this
| "Number 9 Dream"
Misheard Lyrics: Ah cowabunga sickle cell
Original Lyrics: Au Bawakwa Pousse' Pousse'
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"Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics: There's nasties in the bathroom, just below the stairs.
Original Lyrics: There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs.
| "It Ain't Easy"
Misheard Lyrics: Eating chocolate cake in the bag.
Original Lyrics: Eating chocolate cake in the bath
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"It Ain't Easy"
Misheard Lyrics: Eating chocolate cake in the bag.
Original Lyrics: Eating chocolate cake in the bath
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Story about this misheard lyric by: celia It was in the news years ago that John and Yoko sat in the bath forever eating chocolate cake |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Instant Karma"
Better Lyrics:
Instant grits are gonna get you
So you better stuff your face
Topped with lots of pats of butter
Looks like yellow paste
So you better stuff your face
Topped with lots of pats of butter
Looks like yellow paste
Original Lyrics:
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
You better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
Gonna look you right in the face
You better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
Submitted by: cereal
"Woman Is The Nigger Of The World"
Better Lyrics:
Woman is the beggar of the world
Original Lyrics:
Woman is the nigger of the world
Submitted by: Mike Hack
"Imagine"
Better Lyrics:
Imagine if John Lennon
Had visited the King
To help in tough times
We still might hear them sing
Had visited the King
To help in tough times
We still might hear them sing
Original Lyrics:
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Submitted by: TeddyBear
Funny Lyrics:
"A Day In The Life"
The Funny Lyrics: 'The Holes In Our Roads'. There are 4000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire, or one twenty-sixth of a hole per person, according to a council survey. If Blackburn is typical there are two million holes in Britain's roads and 300,000 in London. This article was in the Daily Mail; a London Newspaper.
Why They're Funny: Slow news day, but it got the attention of The Beatles. When looking for lyrics, just pick up today's newspaper!!!
Submitted by: Ron Sloan
| "Nobody Told Me"
The Funny Lyrics: There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs...
Why They're Funny: The imagery...can YOU imagine Nazis in YOUR bathroom? :)
Submitted by: Bill Conrad
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"How Do You Sleep"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Oh, how do you sleep at night?
Oh, how do you sleep at night? Why They're Repetitive: Uh, John, now that you've asked the question, you should either tell Paul why you asked it or give him a chance to answer.
Submitted by: Aristotle
| "Scumbag"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Scumbag
Why They're Repetitive: That's it, he just says scumbag on every other beat. For like 5 minutes!
Submitted by: silverbeatle
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Imagine"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Imagine all the people
living life in peace Why They're Nonsensical: Lennon has been dead now for a quarter of a century.Time flies or what?The facts behind the case can be summed up thus-He was shot and fatally wounded outside his home by a crazy called Mark Chapman.This guy had led a troubled life from day one,having got himself into drugs,all kinds of bad associations,and ultimately the hatch.Having read the highly controversial novel The Catcher in the rye by J.D. Salinger,Chapman strongly identified with it's protagonist,Holden Caulfield-another crazy,who,in his own mixed up world got to believing that he was up against all the corrupting influences of the day.Although Chapman had been a fan of the Beattles,and Lennon especially,he started to percieve Lennon as one of these essentially rotten people,who chuck into their speech subliminal messages which affect people adversely and that kind of thing.Lennon thus grew to become,in an oft-expressed reference of Chapman's,a PHONY.He determined to murder his old favourate.At the time he did it he was in possession of a book which Lennon had signed for him that very evening,and,if memory serves me well,was actually a copy of Catcher in the rye itself.After shooting Lennon he calmly sat down and let himself be arrested.Subsequently he spoke of,quote,Voices in his head urging him not to plead insanity-Here we have a case of insanity seeming to be rebounding on itself.Ofcourse the conspiracy theorists have had a field day with the entire thing.Chapman,and his fictional counterpart Caulfield sound to me like the kind of raving maniacs we'd all become if the world was as Lennon wishes in the famous Imagine.He seems to have been under the impression that without belief in God,without possessions,without anything to kill or die for,and so on,the world would be full of happy souls.Actually the opposite is the case.This proposition is the recipe for a return to the stone age.Without a proper sense of right and wrong,our homes and properties,and our strivings for a better life,guess where we're headed guys?At the risk of repeating myself-straight back to the jungle.No question about it.He speaks of imagining there's no need for greed and hunger-Since when was there a NEED as such for either anyway?Imagine there's no countries-Utter incongruity here.Another thing he does is saying the same thing twice over in a different way,probably without even realising-Imagine there's no Heaven and Hell-A few lines or so later he says-...and no religion too.-Heaven and Hell may sound somewhat archaic nowadays but you can't talk about them and religion as though they were entirely separate issues.You may say he's a dreamer,he tells us.A dreamer?With statements like these Lennon sounds to me more like he was entirely around the bend.He says he's not the only dreamer either.As if one of these peddlars of the world's worst garbage wasn't enough.He hopes that one day we'll all become dreamers so that the world will be as one.A brotherhood of man living life in peace.There could be no better reply to such garbage than DREAM ON.A song like this is the kind of thing which might just have influenced Chapman more than anything else in his mad crusade against the singer.There's an old record kicking around our house featuring Imagine on one side and another of Lennon's famous diatribes on the reverse called Working class hero,in which he really goes to town to make working class people feel as insignificant as possible.Also,he's about the only guy alive at that time who would have got away with chucking the F word into a song twice,as he actually does here.With such ludicrous outpourings as Imagine,and such withering outpourings as Working class hero,guys like Lennon do themselves no favours whatsoever.There are crazies out there who will kill for much less.
Submitted by: THE BIG GUY
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Imagine"
The Insincere Lyrics: Imagine no possessions
Why They're Insincere: You may have imagined it, John, but you didn't exactly practice it.
Submitted by: Tom Radigan
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Imagine"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world can live as one Why They're Misrhymed: Well written song, but amateurishly written refrain. Amateurish is what you get when you rhyme a word with itself.
[Ed's comment: Maybe Lennon meant to say "And the world can live as Juan"?] Submitted by: R.S.K.
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Insulting Lyrics:
"Woman Is The Nigger Of The World"
The Insulting Lyrics: Woman is the nigger of the world
Why They're Insulting: Not a good way for the whites to insult the blacks!
Submitted by: Mickey D.
| "How Do You Sleep"
The Insulting Lyrics: The only thing you did was yesterday
And since your gone you're just another day Why They're Insulting: John's basically telling Paul that he no longer means anything to him.
Submitted by: Aristotle
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Well Well Well"
The Dirty Lyrics: She was so sweet that I could eat her.
Why They're Dirty: One of many autobiographical songs by Lennon, he's describing Yoko Ono. When the song was performed on the Live In New York City album, Lennon wryly adds "I did!"
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"How Do You Sleep?"
The Song Lyrics: You live with straights
who tell you you was king Jump when your momma tell you anything The only thing you done was yesterday And since you're gone you're just another day Ah, how do you sleep? Ah, how do you sleep at night? Song They Mention: Actually, two mentioned:
'Yesterday' by the Beatles and 'Another Day' by Paul McCartney Submitted by: Bill
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Instant Karma"
Opening Lines: Instant Karmas's gonna get you. Gonna knock you right on the head. You better get yourself together. Pretty soon, you're gonna be dead.
Comments: How prophetic!
Submitted by: George Harrison Ford
| "Give Peace A Chance"
Opening Lines: All we are saying...is give peace a chance.
Comments: Submitted by: Lord Of The Ringo Starr
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"#9 Dream"
The Made Up Words: Bowakawa
Comments: Lennon got this word from a dream that he had.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Song Title Space Change:
"Whatever Gets Youth Rough The Night" originally "Whatever Gets You Through The Night"
Submitted by: Linda Radnil
Song Title Anagrams:
"Huge, swarthy, retentive thought" originally "Whatever Gets You Through the Night"
Submitted by: me
"Grow Hot Mildew" originally "Grow Old With Me"
Submitted by: Josh
"Gee! A Cheap Vaccine" originally "Give Peace a Chance"
Submitted by: Josh
"You Bloody Ovens" originally "Nobody Loves You"
Submitted by: Josh
"Hmm, Gruesome Tit" originally "Gimme Some Truth"
Submitted by: Josh
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Woman Is The Nigger Of The World"
In mid-April 1972, this John Lennon song is banned by radio stations across the U.S. The song still manages to reach #57 on Billboard Magazine's HOT 100 charts.
Submitted by: Peter
Super Short Pop Songs:
"When In Doubt...Fuck It!" Length: 0:12
Previously unreleased material.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"#9 Dream"
The Lyrics: Ah, Bowakawa Pousse, Pousse.
Why: Though Lennon said that was nonsense, 'Pousse' is actually a French word meaning to advance.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Crippled inside"
The Lyrics: You can go to church and sing a hymn
You can judge me by the color of my skin You can live a lie until you die One thing you can't hide Is when you're crippled inside One thing you can't hide Is when you're crippled inside One thing you can't hide Is when you're crippled inside Why: The jaunty tone and rythmn of this song belie its soul wrentching lyrics. of how hard you try your ex lover has ripped your guts out!!!
Submitted by: tomario
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Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Imagine"
The Lyrics: Imagine there's no heaven
No hell below us Above us only sky Why: Imagine here's no the van
No bell hello us Above us sly on key Submitted by: Peter
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Len Johnnen originally "John Lennon"
Submitted by: Instant Caramel
Crime Records:
"Posession of Pot"
In July 1968 police raided a flat subleted by Ringo Starr and found minuscule amounts of pot. They managed to convict John of posession.
Submitted by: Celeste
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Being a Walrus"
"I am the Walrus, Goo goo g'joob!"
Submitted by: jdizzy
"John Lennon Glasses"
His circual glasses referred to as 'John Lennon Glasses'
Submitted by: jdizzy
"Staying in bed with Yoko in a peace statement"
He stayed in bed for a while to bring peace
Submitted by: jdizzy
"Being Assassinated By A Crazed "fan""
With "fans" like that, who needs enemies?
Submitted by: Millie Verst
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Instant Karma"
3 movies, the most famous being in 1990
Submitted by: Beegles
"#9 Dream"
Didn't mention dreams 1-8.Didn't even mention a #9
Submitted by: beegles
