Song Parodies -> All I Have To Do Is Scream ( The Faker's Song)
| Original Song Title: | "All I Have To Do Is Dream" |
| Original Performer: | Everly Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "All I Have To Do Is Scream ( The Faker's Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
what's the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot? a guy will look for a golf ball for hours
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream,
oh hun, I'm close, I will shake,
your breath is gross, it I can't take,
whenever I fake it, all I have to do is
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream
when I'm with you you're so slack,
now 38 "long" there goes your rack
whenever I want to, I'll just dribble some
and scream
why are you still mine? my new girl is fine,
I do her every day
only trouble is, gee whiz, I'm screaming my life away
I hate you so, why don't you die,
I'd rather go, get shot and die,
but now that I have to, just to end this thing, I'll
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream
why are you still mine? my new girl is fine,
I"m doing her night and day
only trouble is, gee whiz, I'm screaming my life away
I'll end this now, pretend I've come
roll off this cow, and then I'm done,
whenever I want to, I can fake it here and
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream,
oh hun, I'm close, I will shake,
your breath is gross, it I can't take,
whenever I fake it, all I have to do is
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream
when I'm with you you're so slack,
now 38 "long" there goes your rack
whenever I want to, I'll just dribble some
and scream
why are you still mine? my new girl is fine,
I do her every day
only trouble is, gee whiz, I'm screaming my life away
I hate you so, why don't you die,
I'd rather go, get shot and die,
but now that I have to, just to end this thing, I'll
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream
why are you still mine? my new girl is fine,
I"m doing her night and day
only trouble is, gee whiz, I'm screaming my life away
I'll end this now, pretend I've come
roll off this cow, and then I'm done,
whenever I want to, I can fake it here and
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream
scre-e-e-e-eem scream scream scream
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" I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm. "
Ah Malky honey - with Pippin and I you wouldn't have to fake it... ;-)
Darn, I thought it was going to be about Dean :-).
Nice to see you back!
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