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Song Parodies -> "I've Got To Try Three"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got To Break Three"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I've Got To Try Three"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

if Merry and Pips are truly chicks.. well..maybe
I've got to try three
I've got to try three
I've got to try three I'm a guy
who's not quite satisfied, yeah I need two
then I will try three
god knows god knows I've got to try three

there's two chicks to love
two chicks to love for the first time,
this time, viagra's for me
it's double the love
god knows god knows there's two chicks to love

it's strange but it's true
yeah, I'd roll her over, and then her girlfriend gets it too
but I have to be sure,
my viagra is pure
oh I've got to try three
oh I've got to try three

so lets get it on
I'll just get used to givin it out pullin out
slippin it out.. back inside
they can keep me in the zone yeah
god knows.. it's more fun than bein alone
so if they're chicks you see
I've got to try three

I've got to try three
I got to try three yeah..

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