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Song Parodies -> "We Hate Gravity"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Family"

Original Performer:

Sister Sledge

Parody Song Title:

"We Hate Gravity"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

merry and pippin.. well, if your bumpers are steel, hows the signal lights???
we hate gravity,
used to have c cups, now "d"
we hate gravity
get up now you puppies... straight!

they're the pair, you see taped together,
held way up high
and I fluff them like geese with their feathers,
or they sag and die
all of the women around us, they say
can they be that firm?
duct taped again, for the record
when I sweat they can move and squirm

we hate gravity,
used to have c cups, now "d"
we hate gravity
get up now you puppies... straight!

loving life is fun, and we've just begun'
to show our share of our new headlights
sag ropes will help in the future
and the need's in sight
no, we don't get depressed,
here's what we call our golden rule
duct tape, it's true it's the thing to do
you won't go wrong,
prop up those family jewels

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   3
 3   1
 4   0
 5   2

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Jonathan C. - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
In the States, D cups are 'Da Bomb'. E cups even better.
Meriadoc - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Awwww! How could I do anything but give you 5's! Trying to get us to admit something, are ya? ;-)
Peregrin - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
My signal lights are just fine thanks! (Such as they are!)

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