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Original Song Title:

"The Loco Motion"

Original Performer:

Litle Eva

Parody Song Title:

"No Emotion"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

today , children it's loco motion day.. sit right there and malky will do the same tune over and
I had a quick lobotomy, now no emotion
come on baby, show me no emotion
they took away a lobe from me, a surgical motion
come on baby show me some emotion
I walk around all day I'm in a surgical trance
I used to laugh and play and sometimes I'd dance
but now I cannot do what takes emotion you see
I cannot move my hips now
I once hulad ring round, it came back
so if I'm drooling cut me slack

now I act so placid can I chemically change now?
come om baby, show me some emotion
I even tried some acid, but I felt really strange now
but I couldn't show any emotion
I wonder if I get so slow I'll have to crawl
some people think I'm overdosed on huge demerol
so come come on, who knew, there's no emotion from me
if I could move my lips now,
cumnh onhh bhabnee dhzump hp dhzump bahck
well can you give me my brain back?

movin round the floor, I show no emotion
come on baby, show me no emotion
my brain is like the tide when it goes out in the ocean
the sand is there but nothing seems to be on the beach
the thoughts I see I want to do, but I cannot reach
so come on come on, you show no emotion to me

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