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Song Parodies -> "I Want A Booty Nurse"

Original Song Title:

"Across The Universe"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want A Booty Nurse"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

nurse!! demerol !!!!!!!!!!! and a condom!
drugs are flowing endlessly into my intravenous drip
they're bunging up my ass, I think I want a booty nurse
demerol and bowls of soy are now within my sore behind
I need a hand job, can I get a booty nurse?
I would even pay her.. ummmmmmmmmm
my thing needs to change it's oil
my thing needs to change it's oil

images from anaesthesia dance before me like a million eyes
I fantasize about a booty nurse
what if I had got a snake bite on my lower hangy thing,
would she suck the poison out,
I need my booty nurse?
I would even pay her.. ummmmmmmmmm
my thing needs to change it's oil
my thing needs to change it's oil

sounds of laughter from the last nurse
ringing through my dorm room bed
she saw the little thing I have
she's not a booty nurse
she just asked me in a pinch If I was paying by the inch
she said it wasn't worth her while
to be a booty nurse
I would even pay her.. ummmmmmmmmm
my thing needs to change it's oil
my thing needs to change it's oil


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Adagio - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
You need to get off that stuff!
Angelique - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
If yer gonna make fun of the Beatles, at least do it in style.

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