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Song Parodies -> "Hysteria"

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Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

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Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

we are slobbering mad
a psycho-dome
and acting really bad
my personalities
quite morose
like a banshee I scream

on my forehead popping veins,
I'm coming through hysteria
doctors want me back again
I'm suffering from hysteria

home, it's the psych ward today
I'm a madman most everyday
it's a psychomind storm
it's a psychomind storm

home, wanted back in that place
tie up bed, with a muzzled face
single light on the roof
single light on the roof

everywhere I've seen the world
I've seen it with hysteria
I even like my leg hairs curled
I mean it with hysteria

god i'm mean and I want to scare
I mean it with hysteria
want to scream and pull out my hair
I suffer from hysteria

I suffer from hysteria
I suffer from hysteria
I suffer from hysteria
I suffer from hysteria
today today today today today

psychotic, that is me,
sweet hand of hysterity
my mind's the thing
my mind's the thing

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Royce Miller - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
hope you find a silver lining
Michael Pacholek - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I was tempted to vote all fives, then go back and vote all ones, but that would've hit a little too close to home, right, Malcolms?

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