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Song Parodies -> "Keep Your Stockings, It's A Free World"

Original Song Title:

"Keep On Rocking In The Free World"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Keep Your Stockings, It's A Free World"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

ahh what would a week be like without a transie or bodily function parody??
he/she wears them on the street
red white and blue
it's the shoes on "her" feet
as if we never knew
but there's a transie bar on the road ahead,
there's a lot of people sayin that they're sick in their heads
and I feel like sayin, like who I am,
they can look just like a woman and still be a man

keep your stockings it's a free world
keep your stockings it's a free world
keep your stockings it's a free world
keep your stockings it's a free world

is there a woman here tonight,?
as I'm watchin a band
it just don't seem right,
underneath, a man
as I turn and walk away,
and think it's an escape
when you tuck your thing away
with a strip of duct tape
there's one more kid that is prancing like a fool
is it right to ask,
can I adjust your stool??

keep your stockings it's a free world
keep your stockings it's a free world
keep your stockings it's a free world
keep your stockings it's a free world

we got a thousand points of life,
for transgender man,
and surgery is right,
to adjust their glands
we buy them falsies for the nights
they're out of paper
as they stuff their bra cups full in the elevator
givin life to these people,
keep their hopes alive
gotta let them be the way
they can survive..

keep your stockings it's a free world
keep your stockings it's a free world
keep your stockings it's a free world
keep your stockings it's a free world


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