when I was a younger man, I hadn't a care
darker skin, a flatter nose, black kinky hair
I went along, and changed myself, a new freaky life
ooh babe, I wanted some kids, so I bought a wife

since then, I've never looked black,
my life is just a kid's dream,
and ooh I'd love to

I used my cash, I bought a ranch, and bubbles the chimp
if I could sell your ten year old butts, I'd be a pimp
come sleep up here, my little child, and not on the floor
you're so cute and so young, my little one, lets hug for a while

and as we stayed there playing round.
I gazed into your eyes
and thought.. ooh I'd love to

you're a babe, a child in my life
come spend a nice night with Mike,
and ooh I'd love to

and as we stayed there playing round.
I gazed into your eyes
and thought.. ooh I'd love to

you're a babe, a child in my life
come spend a nice night with Mike,
and ooh I'd love to

if ever a man had it all,
if only kids would stay three
and ooh I'd love to