monica, oh what's your favourite number?
3 times twenty three? who's desk are you under?
just take him very slow now, he's wanting you to blow it
and then you're headed for a showdown be careful how you hold it

you really don't remember? was that really what you said?
and the press listens in your bed, calling monica
monica, is it billy that you're ballin?
all the tabloids want you, ask them why they're callin..
you can hide the answer,
leave them hangin on the line, oh oh oh calling monica
monica, did linda give your number?
did your cleaner use and alias? is it dna I wonder?
said you really don't remember was it when you use your head
all the voices in your bed, callin monica

ah ah ah ha ha ha monica how are you goin' down?
will you meet him in the white house? will you do him in a small town
will your memoirs get you money? how you did him in the afternoon?
all your innocence slippin away,
don't you think it's comin back soon

you really don't remember? was that really what you said?
and the press listens in your bed, calling monica
monica, is it billy that you're ballin?
all the tabloids want you, ask them why they're callin..
you can hide the answer,
leave them hangin on the line, oh oh oh calling monica
monica, did linda give your number?
did your cleaner use and alias? is it dna I wonder?
said you really don't remember was it when you use your head
all the voices in your bed, callin monica