Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "MONICA"

Original Song Title:

"Glori"

Original Performer:

Laura Branigan

Parody Song Title:

"MONICA"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

now that the book's out, who knew???
monica, oh what's your favourite number?
3 times twenty three? who's desk are you under?
just take him very slow now, he's wanting you to blow it
and then you're headed for a showdown be careful how you hold it

you really don't remember? was that really what you said?
and the press listens in your bed, calling monica
monica, is it billy that you're ballin?
all the tabloids want you, ask them why they're callin..
you can hide the answer,
leave them hangin on the line, oh oh oh calling monica
monica, did linda give your number?
did your cleaner use and alias? is it dna I wonder?
said you really don't remember was it when you use your head
all the voices in your bed, callin monica

ah ah ah ha ha ha monica how are you goin' down?
will you meet him in the white house? will you do him in a small town
will your memoirs get you money? how you did him in the afternoon?
all your innocence slippin away,
don't you think it's comin back soon

you really don't remember? was that really what you said?
and the press listens in your bed, calling monica
monica, is it billy that you're ballin?
all the tabloids want you, ask them why they're callin..
you can hide the answer,
leave them hangin on the line, oh oh oh calling monica
monica, did linda give your number?
did your cleaner use and alias? is it dna I wonder?
said you really don't remember was it when you use your head
all the voices in your bed, callin monica

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.5
How Funny: 1.5
Overall Rating: 1.5

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   1
 1
 1
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   0
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Michael Pacholek - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
So Bill is kickin' Slobo out of Bosnia while he's kickin' it with Monica, while Georgie is making Iraq a terrorists' paradise while he's screwing America. History will be far kinder to Bill.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/laurabranigan0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 668