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Song Parodies -> "Seasoned Gravy"

Original Song Title:

"She's A Lady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Seasoned Gravy"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

well it's just the stuff you want,
if you'ge got class au jus frauvont
you're having dinner
well I learned in the class
taught by emeril lagasse
and it's a winner
seasoned gravy whoa whoa whoa seasoned gravy
spread it about that seasoned gravy..
and I made it, it's mine

well I made a batch today,
use on turkeys or flambe,
as a dressing
and it cleans up in a flash,
doesn't take a lot of cash,
that's a blessing
seasoned gravy whoa whoa whoa seasoned gravy
spread it about that seasoned gravy..
and I made it, it's mine

you didn't ask for very much, pour it freely as you use 'er
treat the chef with some respect, don't be abusers
the recipe was hard to find, kind of picky, Im a chooser
make a little tater mountain, and you can fill it up today
hey hey hey

well it's tasting really great
and it's all over your plate
now eat your carrots
and it's poultry for the fare,
it's not chickens, put in there
but two parrots
seasoned gravy whoa whoa whoa seasoned gravy
spread it about that seasoned gravy..
and I made it, it's mine

seasoned gravy whoa whoa whoa seasoned gravy
spread it about that seasoned gravy..
and I made it, it's mine

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Wild Man - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked how you fit Emeril into your parody. The parrot line! LOL!
Meriadoc - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Little tater mountain! Very good Malcolm. But two parrots? You ate somebody's pet? Better check in with Claude.
Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
As Emeril himself would say, "BAM! Malcolm kicked it up a notch!"
Melhi - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
(Darn you Michael Pacholek, that's what I was going to say! :) ) Well done, Malcom!
Claude Prez - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Malcolm. (Now do "Let's Stew Pussycat")
malcolm higgins - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
ahh I see my 1-1-1 gremlin has put the screws to me again.. lol must burn him up when everyone else seems to give it 5-5-5
Michael Pacholek - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Great idea on top of "Let's Stew Pussycat", another song done by Tommy Tightpants: "The Green Green Grass of Home," turned into "The Green Green Beans..."!
Yet Another Dutchman - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Please, somebody read this comment! When I'm on this old parody "Seasoned Gravy" (from She's A Lady, Tom Jones), "an error occurs when processing this directive" on the voting. I don't want to go rummaging through the archives and erasing everybody's votes, please send a comment to this parody and I will read it!

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