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Tom Jones (covering Prince), Tom Jones and the CardigansWomen are still throwing their undies at me in concert but now the panties are quite a bit larger than they used to be. Submitted by: LucidLupin
| I always feel a bit guilty when Catherine Zeta Jones talks to me and I can't converse with her in Welsh. Let's not complain about why things don't work. Let's see if we can come up with something that we can all get behind. I haven't become an American! Having a house in LA is just where the house is. It's just a convenience thing living there. I carry Wales around inside me. I'd consider moving back there one day. I never really left. I like to drink to suit my location. I've always worn jewellery but for a time it went out of fashion. Like grungy and punk bands didn't wear jewellery because it was stupid. You can't be a sexy person unless you have something sexy to offer. With me, it's my voice: the way that I sing, the way I express myself when I sing Submitted by: LucidLupin
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To quote Tom Jones: "Women are still throwing their undies at me in concert. But now the panties are quite a bit larger than they used to be." Submitted by: Charles Perry
| Patient: 'Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.' Doctor: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome....' Patient: 'Is it common?' Doctor: ”It's not unusual....' Submitted by:
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Also known as: Thomas Jones Woodward. Submitted by: crazydon
Known informally as: The Voice. Submitted by: dxman
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Fumbleball" | "Thunderball" | Bond |
| "condom" | "sex bomb" | sal |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "At Every End There's A Beginning," | Some things end but don't begin again. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Love Burned A Hole In The Night," | Love is an emotion and doesn't burn holes. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Daughter Of Darkness," | Darkness doesn't have children. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Sex Bomb," | How can you have sex with a bomb? | Mads |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Meadows," Joe Walsh | "The Green, Green Grass Of Home," Tom Jones | |
| "You Could Have Been A Lady," April Wine | "She's A Lady," Tom Jones | |
| "World Of Fantasy," The Five Stairsteps | "Make Believe World," Tom Jones | |
| "Pussy Cat," The Ames Brothers | "What's New Pussycat?," Tom Jones | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "What's New Pussycat?" | "Hello Fluttershy!" | Max Power |
| "Try To Remember" | "I Can't Remember" | Ann Hammond |
| "Green Green Grass of Home" | "Dream-team Class at Home" | Lifeliver |
| "What's New Pussycat?" | "Fear the Cheetah Cat" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Sex Bomb" | "Stallone" | Monstermaster13 |
| "What's New Pussycat?" | "Was Newt a Lobbyist?" | Jeff in Richmond VA |
| "What's New Pussycat?" | "Was Newt a Lobbyist?" | Jeff in Richmond VA |
| "The Green, Green Grass of Home" | "A Green, Green Glass Not Rhône" | John A. Barry |
| "Thunderball" | "Thunderfart" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Thunderball" | "Goldfinger" | Max Power |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| She's A Lady | 'She's The Man' movie promo. | T |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Sex Bomb | Sex Addiction Clinic | Rosie |
| Delilah | Church | Rosie |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| My Name Is Eminem | Delilah Tom Jones | My Name Is Delilah | Rapahel |
| Everyone's Gone To The Moon Jonathan King | It's Not Unusual Tom Jones | Everyone's Gone To the Moon -- It's Not Unusual | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama Frank Zappa | It's Not Unusual Tom Jones | My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama -- It's Not Unusual | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana | What's New, Pussycat? Tom Jones | Smells Like A Pussycat | Corey Stockton |
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"It's Not Unusual"
Misheard Lyrics: It's not on you's. You ought to be a lump by any wall
Original Lyrics: It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
| "Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics: Love struck a hole in your tights
Original Lyrics: Love struck and hold me tight
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"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics: Sex punk, sex punk
You're my sex punk Original Lyrics: Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're my sex bomb | "Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics: Stepmom, Stepmom
Original Lyrics: Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb
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"It's Not Unusual"
Misheard Lyrics: It's not on you's. You ought to be a lump by any wall
Original Lyrics: It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Yulan didn't seem to make much sense |
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"Without Love (There Is Nothing)"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I have conquered the world
All but one thing did I have Without love I'd have nothing at all Why They're Nonsensical: No person can conquer the world. No one can have all but one thing. And a person can still have things even without love.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Mama Told Me Not To Come"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Mama told me not to come
He said Why They're Nonsensical: I am not sure whether to submit this to the nonsensical or insulting lyrics page, so I have put it on both. Tom Jones is referring to his mama as a 'he'. This makes no sense because she is clearly a woman, but it's also insulting if you think how you would feel if you were female and someone referred to you as 'he'. Unless she had a sex change.....
Submitted by: Sylence
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"She's A Lady"
The Insincere Lyrics: Always treat her with respect,
I never would abuse her. Why They're Insincere: If Tom never would abuse her, then he would know when to stop singing to her.
Submitted by: loverboy
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"It's Not Unusual"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: But if I ever find that you've changed at any time
It's not unusual, to find that I'm in love with you Why They're Inappropriate: An 'If...then' statement (sometimes with the 'then' implied but not stated, as above) is supposed to imply a logical connection between the 'if' clause and the 'then' clause. But in this case it is pretty darned inscrutable what logical connection, if any, could exist between the two clauses! [Note: My first choice was to submit this under 'Nonsensical Lyrics' but the submit function seems to have disappeared from that page! What has happened?]
Submitted by: Donna Gelpigi
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"Say You'll Stay Until Tomorrow"
Opening Lines: Say you'll stay until tomorrow. I can't face tonight alone.
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "What's New Pussycat?"
Opening Lines: What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah. What's new pussycat? Woah, woah.
Comments: Hot on the heels of Tom Jones first international top ten hit, "It's Not Unusual" he was requested to record the theme song for Peter Sellers new comedy for the fall of 1965, "What's New Pussycat?" Although, not totally as big of hit as "It's Not Unusual", "What's New Pussycat?" was still a major international hit for Welchman Tom Jones.
Submitted by: Peter
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