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Song Parodies -> "Killer Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

Original Performer:

Quen

Parody Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

"she" keeps a mower and shotgun
in a garden cabinet,
in good preparation,
you know how rough it gets,
a built in sprinkler,
for good grass and rinsing fur
and all the time an indication
she's whacked inside..

lingerie and red fishnets
best guy you'll ever get
surgically born she's very nice

she's a killer queen,
male born is what she's been
oh yes, she once had a peen
guaranteed to know your mind.
(and behind)

recommends we use some spice
insatiable and gone inside
was a guy

to avoid some infections,
she never used a rubber twice
in copulation,
her stubble just rubs you nice
did a man from china,
then she did his minah
then again, forensically,
she was that way inclined..

mushrooms were naturally digested
as quickly they're ingested
addictive but oh so nice

she's a killer queen,
male born is what she's been
oh yes, she once had a peen
guaranteed to know your mind.
(and behind)

drop yur pants, "she's " as willing as
a maned old lion pussycat
then momentarily, something's lacking
temporarily feeling your *ss
she'll absolutely drive you wild.... wild....
she's out to get you..

she's a killer queen,
male born is what she's been
oh yes, she once had a peen
guaranteed to know your mind.
(and behind)

recommends we use some spice
insatiable and gone inside
was a guy
was a guy

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Akon - Lonely - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
do you like Killer Queen?
malcolm higgins - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
whoever mows your lawn, gets the spawn
Jason - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good.
The Charnstar - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
That's scary, 5-5-5
Red Ant - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved this, Malcolm, especially "oh yes, she once had a peen/ guaranteed to know your mind/(and behind)".
malcolm Higgins - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
scary stuff, Red, isn't it? with surgeries being almost perfect these days.. That doctor from Utah that did all of them.. 9,000 or something.. he made a girl from a man who was married to a gynecologist and he didn't know... wow
MIKE - July 04, 2012 - Report this comment
THE BAND IS QUEEN NOT QUEN

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