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Song Parodies -> "Drano Man"

Original Song Title:

"Piano Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Drano Man"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
and the roto-root crowd shuffles in
there's a new guy sittin next to me
with a new tool be's bought and brought in
I said, Son, I can tell you from memory
I once bought that thing, and it blows..
and it causes such pain, but won't clear out a drain,
you need chemical, everyone knows..
Da da da de de da
da da de de da da da
I'll tell you it's wrong, I'm the drano man
I'll set you straight tonight
well if someone just poo-ed it's a malady
but I'll get it flushed out all right

now Ted at the door is a friend of mine,
he loves to use plungers, but please
and he uses a rope, but he is such a dope
as he must use this stuff on his knees
and he said, Mal oh, the stench is just killing me
as he looked at me with face straight
well I'm sure I could learn from your repertoire
I said just pour drano and wait.....

and Paul is a new toilet specialist
who just lost his very first wife
she served several cheeses, all full of diseases
as he never washed his hands right..

and the boss has just said washroom politics
not allowed, go to work he looked rushed
yes we load up our stuff in our service trucks
to go help stuck up poopies get flushed

it's a pretty good jam, from what I can see,
lots of pieces and paper to solve
but I stand on a chair, and pour drano in there
right away the clog starts to dissolve

and the reaction sounds like a volcano
and the "lava" soon disappears
and I pull out the bill, and put cash in the till,
and then head to the next one, no fears


Da da da de de da
da da de de da da da
I'll tell you it's wrong, I'm the drano man
I'll set you straight tonight
well if someone just poo-ed it's a malady
but I'll get it flushed out all right



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alvin - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
plumb perfect
2:49 AM - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Good.
Ann Hammond - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
AFW - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Downright unsinkable
Red Ant - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Great idea and execution, Malcolm! Loved "to go help stuck up poopies get flushed" (poomaster take note). One thing though: Drano, as well as most every other chemical drain unclogger, isn't made for toilets - not sure if it's because plunging could splash lye on a person or because it eats wax seals, or both. Nevertheless, I give 5 flushes to fix this mess.

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