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Song Parodies -> "Digest"

Original Song Title:

"Blessed"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Digest"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hey you, with that fork on your plate,
you're not feling too great
your dad diet has made you inflate,
please don't swell, just digest

I know, a tub of ice cream,
won't help you keep lean,
your poor pants will smash at the seams
but it's ok please digest

and if you digest
your food is best
and you won't get fat
we'll get you bulk from a can
fibre helps you with that
I'm warning you that
I'm warning you that
I'm warning you that
please digest

you need to before you get old
proctology's told
as a new way to die, or stay clean,
anyway,
please digest

and if you digest
your food is best
and you won't get fat
we'll get you bulk from a can
fibre helps you with that
I'm warning you that
I'm warning you that
I'm warning you that
please digest



I'm warning you that
I'm warning you that
I'm warning you that
please digest

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Spoof-Man - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Malcolm , Loved your song.... just.....well...can any one parodie another Elton Jhon song, how about Goodby Yellow Brickroad, or Beeny N' The Jets!! Love your parodie, I mean all 555's but I'm just puting it out there!

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