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Song Parodies -> "Nice Beaver"

Original Song Title:

"Night Fever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Nice Beaver"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

little hairy mound,
there was movement all around,
and I think I'm goin down, I wanna feel it

oh she has it, it's not fair,
and I want to rub it's hair
is it something she will share,
can I feel it?

and that sweet little woman
she hides it at night
controlling it's place by the hole
will she show it to me
yeah I'm feelin all right

she has a nice beaver nice beaver
show me, will she do it?
she has a nice beaver nice beaver
will she wanna show it?

here I am, praying for a chance to see fast
living by the pond is so fine,
wetness within,
thinkin it's fine,

she has a nice beaver nice beaver
show me, will she do it?
she has a nice beaver nice beaver
will she wanna show it?

in the back of the dam
don't need no help from us to make it,
chewin just enough to make the trees keep fallin
he's got dams in his mind
it's a rodent of we're talkin
and I'm goin to the park
I give you warnin

and that nature show woman
she hides it at night
controlling it's place by the hole
will she show it to me
it's a buck to get in, every night

she has a nice beaver nice beaver
show me, will she do it?
she has a nice beaver nice beaver
will she wanna show it?

here I am, praying for a chance to see fast
living by the pond is so fine,
wetness within,
thinkin it's fine,

she has a nice beaver nice beaver
show me, will she do it?
she has a nice beaver nice beaver
will she wanna show it?





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Michael Pacholek - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Somebody's been watching too many Leslie Nielsen "sight gag" movies.

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