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Song Parodies -> "Nonoxyl Number 9"

Original Song Title:

"Love Potion Number 9"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Searchers

Parody Song Title:

"Nonoxyl Number 9"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

whatever happened to nonoxyls 1 through 8, and did they kill any sperm at all? for those who don't know, nonoxyl 9 is the most common spermicide on condoms.
I took my new girl to a hotel room,
we had some drinks and then some good boom boom
we use protection so we both should be fine
a latex condom with nonoxyl number nine

I told her that I was a flop in bed
she told me don't you worry they'll be dead
she told me not to worry everything was fine
she took a little bottle out of nonoxyl number nine

she bend down and turned around, and she made me think
I didn't know a think, I sat and had a drink
I had some rum that time, I acted like a dink
she held my hand, I had to stand, she gave me a wink

we did it all the day and all the night
I thought I loved her didn't feel so right
but I kissed her and she said that all was fine
she took a little bottle out of nonoxyl number nine

we did it all the day and all the night
I thought I loved her didn't feel so right
but I kissed her and she said that all was fine
she took a little bottle out of nonoxyl number nine
nonoxyl number nine
nonoxyl number nine
nonoxyl number nine

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