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Song Parodies -> "(sittin For) A Crap Every Day"

Original Song Title:

"The Dock Of The Bay"

Original Performer:

Otis Redding

Parody Song Title:

"(sittin For) A Crap Every Day"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

sitin for the morning one,
and a second one at evening's fun
hearing the drips flow in
then I'll flush the bowl away again
I'm sittin for a crap every day
as my insides boil away
sitting for a crap every day
takes some time

I yelled out Mom! I warn ya
ge your nose plugged right away
my guts churning to give more
the fluttering will come my way
I'm just sitting for my crap of the day
watching the time roll away
sittin for a crap every day.. taakes some time

looks like things are gonna change
everything, everything can not remain
I should do what ten doctors told me to do
so I guess I'll just wipe myself again

can't digest chicken-y bones
it comes out like soil and loam
bathroom is a toxic zone
I'm just gonna sit for the crap of the day
see my insides pumble away
sittin for the crap of the day
takes some time

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   4

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Andria - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't really care for poo parodies, but this was well-done. No vote since I don't care for poo parodies.
Mark Scotti - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Your number 2 got 5's out of me!!!
Red Ant - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Lol, this was good, Malcolm. Nice pacing and rhyming, sh*tty topic (which is exactly as it should be). 5 flushes.
2Eagle - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Will the real Poomaster please stand up?
dennis - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Scans good, and the subject, universal - and too familiar.
Blake DeKalb - May 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Have to agree with everyone above, you did a crappy (and I mean that in a good way!) job with this 60s song.

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