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Song Parodies -> "Ordinary Average Joe"

Original Song Title:

"Ordinary Average Guy"

Original Performer:

Joe Walsh

Parody Song Title:

"Ordinary Average Joe"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

actually I feel like average mal.. but with my new love, SHE PICKED ME!
I'm watching ordinary average joe,
the chicks are all gorgeous, he is a schmo
he's an ordinary average joe

the chicks would never be his average wife,
they'd never have kids, they'd live in a dive
they'll never mix his bad d.n.a.
always wear rubbers,
then hope and pray
he's just an ordinary average guy
ordinary average guy

every saturday they'd have beans and pork,
she'd want some forgras' he's just a dork
she's got a penchant for hugo boss,
and when he kissed her, her cookies she'd toss
he's just ordinary average joe

ordinary average joe
ordinary average joe
ordinary average joe

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