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Song Parodies -> "Greedy Swine"

Original Song Title:

"39"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Greedy Swine"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Martha was a greedy swine, as she made het bouttioneers
sold her shares 'fore news came through
that the new drug's gone, and the value'sdown
damn all the F.D.A
well the next share trading day, as the storytellers say,
Imclone shares did one big slide,
across the trading floor, people lost their shirts with ease
some came back, persevered, some sold high

can you hear the call, the commission used to say,
they are gonna check you through
all investments in the land
must be done with spotless hands
and with much good integrity too

she was such a greedy swine, and despite the fact she knew
a million bucks she saved that day
hardly brings good news to the Martha Stewart name
when they claimed an inside trade
poor old Martha's looking gray, and now when she goes away
she will say this cannot be
for so many trades she's done, this was done illegally
her lawyer's cries, as she tries, apologies..

can you hear the call, the commission used to say,
they are gonna check you through
all investments in the land
must be done with spotless hands
for her life.
it's all bad.
pity she.

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Rock Princess - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
The pacing is perfect! Nice idea, too!
Meriadoc - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Now why did I always think if Malcolm parodied this song, it would be called 69? ;-)
Rock Princess - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe it's the next one coming up...
different sort of freak - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
And Malcom stikes again...with another great parody!

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