-> "Hotel Pennsylvania"
Original Song Title:
"Hotel California"
Parody Song Title:
"Hotel Pennsylvania"
The Lyrics
I'm a west wing survivor,
by the skin of my hair,
cause the senate committee,
sucked in my hot air
up ahead in the distance,
comes a second chance
pardon all my criminal friends,
my last inaugural dance,
she had stood in the doorway,
and little willy he swelled
and i was thinkin to my self,
i really shouldnt but oh what the hell,
then she pulled out a cuban,
and she showed me a place
heard her screaming down the corridor,
and i heard her say..
Welcome to the Hotel Pennsylvania
such a lovely place, (such a lovely place)
such a quiet place
play with my womb at the hotel Pennsylvania
any time of year, (any time of year) I can find him here.....
My mind is tiffany twisted, I got some split ends,
and I count linda tripp as one of my friends,
how we danced in that oval, sweet summer sweat
i was loathe to remember,
that he ruined my dress...
so i called up the cleaner,
and asked him for the way,
(he said) we havent had to clean a dress
that had this d.n.a.
and still those voices are calling from far away...
linda called me up in the middle of the night,
"put that dress away!!"
welcome to the Hotel pennsylvania,
such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
such a quiet place
play with my womb at the hotel Pennsylvania
any time of year (any time of year) I can find him here
Mirrors on the ceilings, couch of celluloid,
with mrs rodham for sex, his penis was still unemployed,
and in the presidents chambers, I gather I was best
i thought i would be able to duck,
but that damn stuff struck my dress;
last thing I remember, I was runnin for the door,
I had to find the back entrance and duck that damn press corps
relax, said the door man,
you will never be reached
just keep your little mouth nice and tight
or our willy gets impeached
welcome to the Hotel Pensylvania
such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
such a quiet place
play with my womn at the hotel Pennsylvania
any time of year, (any time of year) I can find him here
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