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Song Parodies -> "They Wrestled Better Than Men"

Original Song Title:

"We're An American Band"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Grand Funk Railroad

Parody Song Title:

"They Wrestled Better Than Men"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

practiced in mud for forty days
last night the crowd was wild and all crazed
sweet sweet connie, there on her back
a sweet mud roll and that's the thing that's whacked
lata at night, they hosed us down
I got to tell you, she looks good in a gown
these wrestlin ladies, keep me in line
and one day I'm gonna make the biggest one of them mine

they wrestle better than men
they wrestle better than men
they really go to town they body slam you right dowm
they wrestle better than men

a nice repeater a wrestling squaw
was twistin my hand so tight there during the show
beat me good, beat me right on saturday night
the ref was defective, he was on her side
now these fine ladies, they won again
they was out to beat all the boys that they can
they said come on dudes, get in the mud
and proceeded to beat me and draw blood

they wrestle better than men
they wrestle better than men
they really go to town they body slam you right dowm
they wrestle better than men

they wrestle better than men
they wrestle better than men
they really go to town they body slam you right dowm
they wrestle better than men


they wrestle better than men
they wrestle better than men
they really go to town they body slam you right dowm
they wrestle better than men

they wrestle better than men
they wrestle better than men
they really go to town they body slam you right dowm
they wrestle better than men

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alvin - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
funny concept
MrMacphisto - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
lol... good job..

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