Song Parodies -> Somebody Has To Hit My Ex

Original Song Title:	"Hasn't Hit Me Yet"
Original Performer:	Blue Rodeo

Parody Song Title:	"Somebody Has To Hit My Ex"
Parody Written by:	Malcolm Higgins

all in good fun of course ,

I told her I'm leaving,
and she acted all surprised
she cried her chest having,
at being left behind..

she was just not true to me
all her boyfriends coming home
I guess it was her mindset
seems this dog just loves her bones

hey hey somebody has to hit my ex
a skull bat crack
or a bullet in the head
this will be fixed and all will be right
buried in snowbank on a cold November night

always knew it would happen
and now that bitch is gone
she got fatter and fatter
all day long ate hot dogs

hey hey somebody has to hit my ex
a skull bat crack
or a bullet in the head
this will be fixed and all will be right
buried in snowbank on a cold November night

hey hey somebody has to hit my ex
a skull bat crack
or a bullet in the head
this will be fixed and all will be right
buried in snowbank on a cold November night
drownd in the middle of lake Ontario
the concrete keeps fallin
to the deep silent water
the cops will wonder
it makes me smile in my heart
it makes me smile in my heart
it makes me smile in my heart... in my heart

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

User Comments Follow...

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/bluerodeo3.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 131

Song Parodies -> Somebody Has To Hit My Ex

"Hasn't Hit Me Yet"

Blue Rodeo

"Somebody Has To Hit My Ex"

Malcolm Higgins

Parody Sections