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Song Parodies -> "Catsh In The Cradle ( Ash Shung By Sean Connery)"

Original Song Title:

"Cat's In The Cradle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Harry Chapin

Parody Song Title:

"Catsh In The Cradle ( Ash Shung By Sean Connery)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

if you can imagine Sean singing, then you are in
the schript arrived jusht the other day
shent thrugh the mail in the ushual way
but there were thingsh to do, I'm old and gray
they casht the part when I wasch away,

it wash jusht another "bondie" , and before I knew,
now it'sh Broshnan too, ladsh, now it's Broshnan too..

and the catsch in the cradle, sho the shtory goesh,
evil man hash a big bomb in hish nosche
when'sh my agent, coming home again?
I'd like to play medicine man , yeah,
a schequel to medichine man

Bond number ten filmed the other day,
where'sch timothy dalton, and why did he play
the schuper schleuth that I made great,
he was bond number 4, wonder who will be eight?
guesch I, juscht like you will have to wait,
but all the evil villiansch are gone now,
the worsch thing isch that mad cow

and the catsch in the cradle, sho the shtory goesh,
evil man hash a big bomb in hish nosche
when'sh my agent, coming home again?
I'd like to play medicine man , yeah,
a schequel to medichine man

won an oschkar juscht the other day
thanked the academy in the uschual way,
gave them the middle finger fasching to the scky
why do they think I'm an asch kisching guy,
and asch I get older, I'll get cranky too,
I'll end up juscht like you
you know I'll be bitchy too...

and the catsch in the cradle, sho the shtory goesh,
evil man hash a big bomb in hish nosche
when'sh my agent, coming home again?
I'd like to play medicine man , yeah,
a schequel to medichine man

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Royce Miller - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
had to give you fives
Rice Cube - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Now THAT'S comedy!
Billy Florio - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
"Damn you Trebeck and your daily doubles!" ...lol..great job
lebeiw15 - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5
Q - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Really, Double-O-Seven...
wdh - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Straight 2s? No way. That was all 5s, a hiliarious song, great job!
Claude Prez - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Count me in. Excellent.
Jonathan C. - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
A shad butts shide shpliting shong. :) Nishe werk, Higginsh.
Jillian - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
That was great. But you know you wish you talked just like Sean....he's awesome.
malcolm higginsch - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
actually, Jillian, I do schould like him in real life.. we were born about two milesch and thirty yearsch apart scho there

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