-> "Catsh In The Cradle ( Ash Shung By Sean Connery)"
Original Song Title:
"Cat's In The Cradle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Catsh In The Cradle ( Ash Shung By Sean Connery)"
The Lyrics
the schript arrived jusht the other day
shent thrugh the mail in the ushual way
but there were thingsh to do, I'm old and gray
they casht the part when I wasch away,
it wash jusht another "bondie" , and before I knew,
now it'sh Broshnan too, ladsh, now it's Broshnan too..
and the catsch in the cradle, sho the shtory goesh,
evil man hash a big bomb in hish nosche
when'sh my agent, coming home again?
I'd like to play medicine man , yeah,
a schequel to medichine man
Bond number ten filmed the other day,
where'sch timothy dalton, and why did he play
the schuper schleuth that I made great,
he was bond number 4, wonder who will be eight?
guesch I, juscht like you will have to wait,
but all the evil villiansch are gone now,
the worsch thing isch that mad cow
and the catsch in the cradle, sho the shtory goesh,
evil man hash a big bomb in hish nosche
when'sh my agent, coming home again?
I'd like to play medicine man , yeah,
a schequel to medichine man
won an oschkar juscht the other day
thanked the academy in the uschual way,
gave them the middle finger fasching to the scky
why do they think I'm an asch kisching guy,
and asch I get older, I'll get cranky too,
I'll end up juscht like you
you know I'll be bitchy too...
and the catsch in the cradle, sho the shtory goesh,
evil man hash a big bomb in hish nosche
when'sh my agent, coming home again?
I'd like to play medicine man , yeah,
a schequel to medichine man
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