Song Parodies -> Half Baboon Delight
| Original Song Title: | "Afternoon Delight" |
| Original Performer: | Starland Vocal Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "Half Baboon Delight" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
why dna experimentation should be outlawed
gonna find some lady, gonna hold her tight,
gonna make a half baboon delight
mixin dna together make the whole thing right
then we'll make love together till the morning light
when everything's a little clearer scientifically
I'll mix a little potion for us medically..
thinkin of this workin up an appetite,
she loves to eat bananas in the pale moonlight
mixin apes and folk together makes it out of sight
and my girl is such a "swinger" does it give me fright??
why does it feel right? half baboon delight?
half baboon delight
half baboon delight
stayed out this morning and we came home late
the "gorilla my dreams" is such an awesome date
now the FDA is waiting and I think I might
try 'splainin what I'm doin in the lab tonight
why does it feel right? half baboon delight?
half baboon delight
half baboon delight
she'll be waitin like a my baby when I come round
we can make a lot of lovin 'fore the vet comes round
thinkin of this workin up an appetite,
she loves to eat bananas in the pale moonlight
and my girl is such a "swinger" is this stuff allright???
why does it feel right? half baboon delight?
half baboon delight
half baboon delight
gonna make a half baboon delight
mixin dna together make the whole thing right
then we'll make love together till the morning light
when everything's a little clearer scientifically
I'll mix a little potion for us medically..
thinkin of this workin up an appetite,
she loves to eat bananas in the pale moonlight
mixin apes and folk together makes it out of sight
and my girl is such a "swinger" does it give me fright??
why does it feel right? half baboon delight?
half baboon delight
half baboon delight
stayed out this morning and we came home late
the "gorilla my dreams" is such an awesome date
now the FDA is waiting and I think I might
try 'splainin what I'm doin in the lab tonight
why does it feel right? half baboon delight?
half baboon delight
half baboon delight
she'll be waitin like a my baby when I come round
we can make a lot of lovin 'fore the vet comes round
thinkin of this workin up an appetite,
she loves to eat bananas in the pale moonlight
and my girl is such a "swinger" is this stuff allright???
why does it feel right? half baboon delight?
half baboon delight
half baboon delight
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Malcolm - You're right, they shouldn't monkey with DNA.
If hairy girls were good enough for Tarzan they´re good enough to raise 5 bananas here. :-P
Very very Good!
Ah-HA ! So "Malcom Higgins" is actually just the secret identity of DOCTOR MOREAU - we've got you now, you mad scientist, you!
Ooops, I meant "Malcolm", not "Malcom" .....
Oh, you've met some of my ex-girlfriends?
LOL Malc, Great job.
Very good Malky. But after this you balk at a little gender-bending one on one? ;-)
Make that two on one....hee hee.
hey when I'm on these meds again, anything's possible merry..*wink*.. besides you are chicks right?? 'cause if you are, I'll give you something you can't bend..lol
OK excuse me but this is a just a BIT confusing Mr. Higgins. Are you the half baboon or is she??? NO insult intended here...just an honest question ok...I guess I just am dumb or something
Yes, yes, oh YES. I thought that insipid song("Afternoon Delight") needed destroying back in 1975....thank God someone took it apart and reassembled it in a more tasteful format!
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