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Song Parodies -> "Half Baboon Delight"

Original Song Title:

"Afternoon Delight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Starland Vocal Band

Parody Song Title:

"Half Baboon Delight"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

why dna experimentation should be outlawed
gonna find some lady, gonna hold her tight,
gonna make a half baboon delight
mixin dna together make the whole thing right
then we'll make love together till the morning light
when everything's a little clearer scientifically
I'll mix a little potion for us medically..

thinkin of this workin up an appetite,
she loves to eat bananas in the pale moonlight
mixin apes and folk together makes it out of sight
and my girl is such a "swinger" does it give me fright??
why does it feel right? half baboon delight?
half baboon delight
half baboon delight

stayed out this morning and we came home late
the "gorilla my dreams" is such an awesome date
now the FDA is waiting and I think I might
try 'splainin what I'm doin in the lab tonight
why does it feel right? half baboon delight?
half baboon delight
half baboon delight

she'll be waitin like a my baby when I come round
we can make a lot of lovin 'fore the vet comes round
thinkin of this workin up an appetite,
she loves to eat bananas in the pale moonlight
and my girl is such a "swinger" is this stuff allright???
why does it feel right? half baboon delight?
half baboon delight
half baboon delight

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Guy - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm - You're right, they shouldn't monkey with DNA.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
If hairy girls were good enough for Tarzan they´re good enough to raise 5 bananas here. :-P
Diva - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Very very Good!
Johnny D - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah-HA ! So "Malcom Higgins" is actually just the secret identity of DOCTOR MOREAU - we've got you now, you mad scientist, you!
Johnny D - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Ooops, I meant "Malcolm", not "Malcom" .....
Rick D - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, you've met some of my ex-girlfriends?
Wild Man - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL Malc, Great job.
Meriadoc - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good Malky. But after this you balk at a little gender-bending one on one? ;-)
Meriadoc - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Make that two on one....hee hee.
malcolm higgins - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
hey when I'm on these meds again, anything's possible merry..*wink*.. besides you are chicks right?? 'cause if you are, I'll give you something you can't bend..lol
Eugene Nerdnobb - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
OK excuse me but this is a just a BIT confusing Mr. Higgins. Are you the half baboon or is she??? NO insult intended here...just an honest question ok...I guess I just am dumb or something
Marck - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, yes, oh YES. I thought that insipid song("Afternoon Delight") needed destroying back in 1975....thank God someone took it apart and reassembled it in a more tasteful format!

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