Song Parodies -> Lean Lean Ass Of Old
| Original Song Title: | "Green Green Grass Of Home" |
| Original Performer: | Tom Jones |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lean Lean Ass Of Old" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
the old hag wife looks the same
as I come from work again,
and there to meet me, is my shaggy dog Ivana
on the road I looked, at girls , their cherries
still intact, with untouched dairies,
I long to touch that lean lean ass of old
yes her ass now completely
cellulite, not discreetly
I long to touch that lean lean ass of old
the old hag is there standing,
and her skin is cracked and dry
and there's her old old toy box
I used to play in
now she's prone to talk, but fat and hairy,
her back hair, just like a prairie
I long to touch the lean lean ass of old
then I wake and look around me,
at the ugly bitch that surrounds me
and I realise that I was only dreaming
call the guard, and a fat compadre,
drink till wiped, then call her sadly,
i long to touch her lean lean ass of old
yes her ass now completely
cellulite, not discreetly
I long to touch that lean lean ass of old
as I come from work again,
and there to meet me, is my shaggy dog Ivana
on the road I looked, at girls , their cherries
still intact, with untouched dairies,
I long to touch that lean lean ass of old
yes her ass now completely
cellulite, not discreetly
I long to touch that lean lean ass of old
the old hag is there standing,
and her skin is cracked and dry
and there's her old old toy box
I used to play in
now she's prone to talk, but fat and hairy,
her back hair, just like a prairie
I long to touch the lean lean ass of old
then I wake and look around me,
at the ugly bitch that surrounds me
and I realise that I was only dreaming
call the guard, and a fat compadre,
drink till wiped, then call her sadly,
i long to touch her lean lean ass of old
yes her ass now completely
cellulite, not discreetly
I long to touch that lean lean ass of old
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good title, that's why I read it--never met anyone with back hair like a prairie, but I guess there's always a first time
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