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Song Parodies -> "Stocky Baboon (the Science Lab Mishap Ballad)"

Original Song Title:

"Rocky Raccoon"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Stocky Baboon (the Science Lab Mishap Ballad)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Now somewhere in the black moutain hills of Dakota
There was a new lab with a stocky baboon
one day his levels fell off, he was gonna die
way too stocky he would die, ( and no, he didn't like that)
they said we're gonna fix that boy
so one day they trimmed him down
made a new baboon very very soon
stocky baboons, all will die soon,
injected with steroid laced vials
stocky, this one, with a big baboon bum
shot up with clinical trials
these trials it seems, of cellulite creams
had mae his skin mouldy and scabby
they called it an 'Ite" but it itched every night
made him so sad and then crabby
now, Doctor McCann, whose first name was Dan
sat in the next lab watching samples
stocky went thin, Dan aid with a grin
this drug works just fine, given ample
what Daniel forgot, as he gave the next shot
poor Stocky collapsed in the corner
the lab tech came in, shoved the juice in,
and said stand up ape, if you're able..
he thought stocky was able to stand,
stocky ape just blew out some glands
he won't be better, no never better, he is not able
this stocky baboon, was buried too soon,
this drug no longer is viable
Doc Dan checked out, and started to pout
went back to the medical bible

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