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Song Parodies -> "They Were Knighted"

Original Song Title:

"Reunited"

Original Performer:

Peaches And Herb

Parody Song Title:

"They Were Knighted"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

she was a fool ever to leave his side
her minus one was such an uneven ride
the breakup they had, made me both happy and sad
I realise 'cause I had to..
they're both really bad, hey hey

Just like Priscilla, front men have to go
regret the moment now they fight for dough
with Paul and Sir Mick, guys can be such a d*ck,
they're better off without them
women cost so much, hey hey

they were knighted as they were so good
they were knighted, and it's understood,
that chicks love these men,
they pop out kids and right then..
they're both now hated, spited,
even though they're knighted hey hey

be more like Ringo, try to keep your wife
go play some bingo, always share your life
he's a much better man, he has his new all star band
he gives her what she wants
and their love is so fine, hey hey..

and Tony Hopkins, or should I say "Sir"
loves his wife and keeps her covered in fur..
true love it always seems, needs chianti, fava beans,
they'll always stay together,
'cause he's got the class, hey hey

they were knighted as they were so good
they were knighted, and it's understood,
that chicks love these men,
they pop out kids and right then..
they're both now hated, spited,
even though they're knighted hey hey




Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-a-a-by

Mick's had lovers some as soft as doves
Pauls was funny, with her one leg right off
all through the day
and all through the night
they give their alimony now
but they still did fight hey hey


they were knighted as they were so good
they were knighted, and it's understood,
that chicks love these men,
they pop out kids and right then..
they're both now hated, spited,
even though they're knighted hey hey

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2Eagle - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Ringo is still one of the best. George was my favorite - even made the best music after they broke up.
littleDOVEcakes - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Malcolm, Lord of the HiGUNs, ~Duke o'Sex-OnKnee~. . . I believe that you, too, are one of Queen-2's Knighted gents ! Or have you already forgotten your delightful Dove, Diana??

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