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Song Parodies -> "Perjury Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Mercury Blues"

Original Performer:

David Lyndley

Parody Song Title:

"Perjury Blues"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

in my testimony, I'll tell you what I'd do,
I'd go to court and tell a little lie or two,
I like committing perjury
I'm crazy liking perjury
gonna lie, see, it's perjury,
gonna give the judge a load

the d.a. asked me what I felt inside
and I looked him in the eye, and man I had to tell a lie
he didn't know that it was perjury
I'm crazy doin perjury
I'm gonna lie, see, it's perjury
gonna give the court a load..

Took the lie detector, passed it real fine,
I don't get nervous, cause I'm lyin all the time,
I'm crazy doin perjury
crazy doin perjury
I'm gonna lie, see, it's perjury
gonna give the court a load

the jury went out, deliberated long,
if they believe me then the decision will be wrong,
you know I told them perjury
crazy doin perjury
crazy doin perjury
I'm gonna lie, see, it's perjury
gonna give the court a load

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Michael Pacholek - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I must tip my hat to you for mentioning "perjury" without mentioning the man who was found NOT GUILTY of said crime by the U.S. Senate, The Last President. Thank you. Maybe you should start screening your phone calls in case Ann Coulter reads this.

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