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Song Parodies -> "Farts"

Original Song Title:

"Hearts"

Original Performer:

Marty Balin

Parody Song Title:

"Farts"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

is everyone all right?
I just had to let it go,
I held forever
miles away,
they will smell that baby
now call the E.P.A.

farts I break, I hold my cheeks together
some they slip away
makes you cry
they will peel the paper
off the walls today

a toxic mist it came
now thery're all blaming me,
the smell remained forever
will you lift the blind?
and turn on the fan again
or did you just now run for cover?

farts I break, I hold my cheeks together
some they slip away
makes you cry
they will peel the paper
off the walls today

is everyone ok?
I just thought I'd write a song
to tell the world I did it
cause each and every day
I hold my cheeks with hope and dread
all the things that will come through

farts I break, I hold my cheeks together
some they slip away
makes you cry
they will peel the paper
off the walls today

farts can be that way
farts can be..........
is everyone ok??

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sandy - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
i guess is great, id liked very much, congratulations!!

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