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Song Parodies -> "I'm A User"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Loser"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A User"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I'm a user....I'm a user
and the beaker's here for me to pee

of all the drugs that I've taken and smoked
how can they tell if or not I have toked?
they want a sample to lab test for me
what will they do, if I fail chemically??

I'm a user,
and I've taken stuff, just recently
I'm a user
and it will show up, when I give pee

although I laugh and I act like a clown
I hope my blood level drugs have come down
I guess that they will just have to wait
when I get nervous I just can't urinate

I'm a user,
and I've taken stuff, just recently
I'm a user
and it will show up, when I give pee

why'd I apply for this stupid new job
if I fail now I will cry, I will sob
and then my wife will ask rightfully,
so please old pal, take a squirt once for me

I'm a user,
and I've taken stuff, just recently
I'm a user
and it will show up, when I give pee


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Peregrin - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it Malcolm!

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