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Song Parodies -> "I Was Paid For Rubbin You Baby"

Original Song Title:

"I Was Made For Lovin You Baby"

Original Performer:

Kiss

Parody Song Title:

"I Was Paid For Rubbin You Baby"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

as sang to me by my favourite masseuse. a lovely russian girl named Onya..Onya Bakyabich
do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do

tonight, gonna give a rub to you'
in the darkness
there's so much I can say and do
and tonight, I'll get the jam out of your feet
I will, I was paid for you,
and malky, you paid for me

I was paid for rubbin you baby
you have paid for rubbin me
and I will rub the knots from you baby
and you'll feel so calm and free

tonight, after thirteen other guys
will feel magic
oh Malky you drive me wild
tonight, tell you what I'm gonna do
rub you with lube you see
and then you can slide me too

I was paid for rubbin you baby
you have paid for rubbin me
and I will rub the knots from you baby
and you'll feel so calm and free

can't get you rubbed
oh oh I can't get you rubbed
can't get you rubbed
yeah, ha

do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do

I was paid for rubbin you baby
you have paid for rubbin me
and I will rub the knots from you baby
and you'll feel so calm and free

oh I was paid, you got laid
no , I can't give you rubs
yes, I can give you tugs

I was paid for rubbin you baby
you have paid for rubbin me
and I will rub the knots from you baby
and you'll feel so calm and free

I was paid for rubbin you baby
you have paid for rubbin me
and I will rub the knots from you baby
and you'll feel so calm and free


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Royce Miller - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
your prelude comment got me

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