-> "Whaling"
Original Song Title:
"Sailing"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Whaling"
The Lyrics
well the beach was once a paradise, at least it was for me
but with the chicks these days the size of them,
there is no sights to see,
oh but blinders can do miracles, at least they can for me
believe me
well they seem right out of never land,
hope they're back there soon
cause if they swim too far out from the shore
they risk a big harpoon
ahh but blinders can do miracles, at least they can for me
believe me
land whaling, takes me away from where I always need to be
what size are you a 23?
why? I just don't see
fantasies, they get the best of me
when I'm whaling
thongs caught up in their cheeks you see
toss my lunch when they look at me
do you believe me?
land whaling, takes me away from where I always need to be
what size are you a 23?
why? I just don't see
well the beach was once a paradise, at least it was for me
but with the chicks these days the size of them,
there is no sights to see,
oh but blinders can do miracles, at least they can for me
believe me
land whaling, takes me away from where I always need to be
what size are you a 23?
why? I just don't see
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