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Song Parodies -> "Whaling"

Original Song Title:

"Sailing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christopher Cross

Parody Song Title:

"Whaling"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

well the beach was once a paradise, at least it was for me
but with the chicks these days the size of them,
there is no sights to see,
oh but blinders can do miracles, at least they can for me
believe me

well they seem right out of never land,
hope they're back there soon
cause if they swim too far out from the shore
they risk a big harpoon
ahh but blinders can do miracles, at least they can for me
believe me

land whaling, takes me away from where I always need to be
what size are you a 23?
why? I just don't see

fantasies, they get the best of me
when I'm whaling
thongs caught up in their cheeks you see
toss my lunch when they look at me
do you believe me?

land whaling, takes me away from where I always need to be
what size are you a 23?
why? I just don't see

well the beach was once a paradise, at least it was for me
but with the chicks these days the size of them,
there is no sights to see,
oh but blinders can do miracles, at least they can for me
believe me

land whaling, takes me away from where I always need to be
what size are you a 23?
why? I just don't see


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Royce Miller - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was funny, Malcolm--you go to some pretty interesting beaches, eh?

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