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Christophor Cross

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Christopher Geppert. Submitted by: MOR

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Gone With The Wind""Ride Like The Wind"MOR
"Ride Like Wendy""Ride Like The Wind"perv
"Fart Like The Wind""Ride Like The Wind"Matt Donnelly
"Fart Like The Wind""Ride Like The Wind"Matt Donnelly

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Changed Forever," TobyMac"Never Be The Same," Christopher Cross
"Sea Cruise," Frankie Ford"Sailing," Christopher Cross
"I'm On A Boat," The Lonely Island"Sailing," Christopher Cross
"How's It Going To Be?," Third Eye Blind"All Right," Christopher Cross
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"No Tim For Talk" originally "No Time For Talk"
Candy Welty
"Ever Be The Same" originally "Never Be The Same"
The boring song?
Peter
"Char The Snake" originally "Charm The Snake"
Melanie Black
"Harm The Snake" originally "Charm The Snake"
Melanie Black
"Think Of Lara" originally "Think Of Laura"
Serafina

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Now Time For Talk" originally "No Time For Talk"
Candy Welty
"No Time For Stalk" originally "No Time For Talk"
Candy Welty
"No Timer For Talk" originally "No Time For Talk"
Candy Welty
"Not Time For Talk" originally "No Time For Talk"
Candy Welty
"Never Bet The Same" originally "Never Be The Same"
Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"No Time For Tale" originally "No Time For Talk"
Jessica Childress
"No Time For Tank" originally "No Time For Talk"
Jessica Childress
"No Time For Walk" originally "No Time For Talk"
Candy Welty
"No Dime For Talk" originally "No Time For Talk"
Back when a payphone call was only 10 cents?
Candy Welty
"Never Be The Save" originally "Never Be The Same"
Sung by the U.S. Congress?
Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Aug 19
a parody of "Sailing" by Christopher Cross
Enhancements can do miracles. Chest you wait and see.- Robert Lund
Spaff.com: (MP3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Sailing""Salem"John A. Barry
"Sailing""Whaling"Porfle Popnecker
"Ride Like the Wind""Break Like the Wind"Warren Baker
"Sailing""Failing"Dannymew
"Sailing""Failing"Dannymew
"Sailing""Seining"Phil Nelson
"Sailing""Blaming (the Blamd Bush For Everything Odumba Does Song)"Malcolm Higgins
"Sailing""Failing"Malcolm Higgins
"Sailing""Bailing"John A. Barry
"Sailing""Palin"John A. Barry

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
SailingCruise LineAndrew

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
You May Be Right
   Billy Joel
All Right
   Christopher Cross
You May Be All Right
Serafina
Say Say Say
   Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson
Say You'll Be Mine
   Christopher Cross
Say Say Say You'll Be Mine
Yes I'll be yours but you don't have to stutter.
Elisabeth Shoe
King Of Wishful Thinking
   Go West
Arthur's Theme
   Christopher Cross
King Arthur's Theme Of Wishful Thinking
Gretchen Wieners
King Of Pain
   The Police
Arthur's Theme
   Christopher Cross
King Arthur's Theme Of Pain
Gretchen Wieners
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Christopher Cross Country
Christopher Cross combined with Cross Country
Submitted By: Candy Welty

Misheard Lyrics:

"Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your love for some n***er,
Some n***er'll come soon
Original Lyrics:
Save your love for someday, girl,
Someday'll come soon
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm sailing
All caught up in a web of lies
Every word is a symphony
Original Lyrics:
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
"Think of Laura"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinker Bell
Original Lyrics:
Think of Laura
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life he's messed his trousers
Original Lyrics:
Arthur, he does as he pleases
All of his life his master's toys
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your love for some n***er,
Some n***er'll come soon
Original Lyrics:
Save your love for someday, girl,
Someday'll come soon

Story about this misheard lyric by: David Conroy

I had bought the "Best of" album, and didn't know about the song "Someday". I put it on in the car and didn't read the listing. Had to pull over to listen closely and check the title, as I couldn't believe anyone could write, let alone sell such a lyric.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Title Space Change:

"No Tim E. For Talk" originally "No Time For Talk"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Curl Ed Up Around The World" originally "Curled Up Around The World"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Ride Like The Wind"
The Lyrics:
And I've got such a long way to go (Such a long way to go) To make it to the border of Mexico So, I'll ride like the wind Ride like the wind
Why:
Christopher Cross' "Ride Like The Wind" was Cross' first top ten hit, making it to #2 in the summer of 1980 (before the end of that summer he would have his first #1 with the follow-up, "Sailing"). "Ride Like The Wind" chorus makes a reference to the country of Mexico. The song cast Cross in the role of a an old west (19th century) criminal who has led "nine lives" and shot down "ten men" and now is evading the law by riding "to the border of Mexico". "Ride Like The Wind" and "Sailing" would help Christopher Cross win the Grammy in 1981 for Best New Artists (as well as couple of others, such as Record of the Year, and in the Easy Listening category), although Cross had previously written or co-written some songs for other artists.
Submitted by: Peter
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
The Lyrics:
When you get stuck between the moon and New York City The best that you can do is fall in love
Why:
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)" was the main theme song from the 1981 released motion picture (romantic comedy), "Arthur" starring the late great Dudley Moore as a spoiled rich man (inherited his wealth) who doesn't know how to deal with people on a day-to-day existence (until he meets the love of his life and his forced to change). Dudley Moore's character lived in New York City in an expensive penthouse (therefore the reference in Cross' song to that city). The Moon (again the Earth's only satellite) reference tied in with New York City in the main chorus of the song is that being stuck between the moon and New York City is like being stuck between a rock (the moon) and a hard place (New York City, which was just at that time recovering from the recession that had hit the city back in the mid-1970's). Cross' "Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)" was a #1 song on Billboard Magazine's HOT 100 charts in November 1981 knocking another movie theme, Diane Ross and Lionel Richie's "Endless Love" (from the movie starring a very young Brooke Shields) from the top spot.
Submitted by: Peter

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