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Christophor Cross

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Christopher Geppert. Submitted by: MOR

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Gone With The Wind""Ride Like The Wind"MOR
"Ride Like Wendy""Ride Like The Wind"perv
"Fart Like The Wind""Ride Like The Wind"Matt Donnelly
"Fart Like The Wind""Ride Like The Wind"Matt Donnelly

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Ailing" originally "Sailing"
mandylee

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Call Right" originally "All Right"
Eac Zeffron
"Bride Like The Wind" originally "Ride Like The Wind"
Song about the runaway bride?
Jen

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"All Fight" originally "All Right"
Kareem Abdul-Montana
"Smiling" originally "Sailing"
nally
"Hide Like The Wind" originally "Ride Like The Wind"
Random Madeupperson
"Wailing" originally "Sailing"
Audrey Ruiz
"Say You'll Be Nine" originally "Say You'll Be Mine"
I'm 35 as I write this, going on 36
Jorja Fox in Socks

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

Aug 19 "Saline" by Spaff.com a parody of "Sailing" by Christopher Cross
Enhancements can do miracles. Chest you wait and see.- Robert Lund Spaff.com: (MP3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Sailing""Whaling"Bob Emmet/Project Sisyphus
"Ride Like the Wind""Let No One In"Mark Hoolihan
"Sailing""Scurvy"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Sailing""Curling"Larry Hensley
"Sailing""Quailing"Matthias
"Arthur's Theme""Lost Whale Theme"Royce Miller
"The Best That You Can Do ('Arthur's Theme')""The Breast That You Can't Chew"Lee O. Jay
"Arthur's Theme""Dubya's Theme"A Room Full Of Donkeys
"Arthur's Theme""Chester Arthur's Theme"Michael Pacholek
"Never Be The Same""Never Be The Same"Johnny D

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
SailingCruise LineAndrew

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
King Of Wishful Thinking
   Go West
Arthur's Theme
   Christopher Cross
King Arthur's Theme Of Wishful Thinking
Gretchen Wieners
King Of Pain
   The Police
Arthur's Theme
   Christopher Cross
King Arthur's Theme Of Pain
Gretchen Wieners
King Of Pain
   James Brown
Arthur's Theme
   Christopher Cross
King Arthur's Pain Theme
Gretchen Wieners
King Heroin
   James Brown
Arthur's Theme
   Christopher Cross
King Arthur's Heroin Theme
Gretchen Wieners
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"I'll Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie Vallone
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.
"Ride Like the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand and nine lives
Could be ten
Original Lyrics:
Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand and nine lives
Gunned down ten
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what you can do is fall in love.
Original Lyrics:
Best that you can do is fall in love.
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what you can do---fall in love.
Original Lyrics:
The best that you can do is fall in love.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"I'll Never Be The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ali Bhutto
Original Lyrics:
I'll live alone.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Mike Ransom

I couldn't figure out what Ali Bhutto (then leader of Pakistan) was doing in this song. But try as I might, I couldn't make it not sound like "Ali Bhutto". Christopher Cross ran the words together the same way every time.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Ride Like The Wind"
The Lyrics:
And I've got such a long way to go (Such a long way to go) To make it to the border of Mexico So, I'll ride like the wind Ride like the wind
Why:
Christopher Cross' "Ride Like The Wind" was Cross' first top ten hit, making it to #2 in the summer of 1980 (before the end of that summer he would have his first #1 with the follow-up, "Sailing"). "Ride Like The Wind" chorus makes a reference to the country of Mexico. The song cast Cross in the role of a an old west (19th century) criminal who has led "nine lives" and shot down "ten men" and now is evading the law by riding "to the border of Mexico". "Ride Like The Wind" and "Sailing" would help Christopher Cross win the Grammy in 1981 for Best New Artists (as well as couple of others, such as Record of the Year, and in the Easy Listening category), although Cross had previously written or co-written some songs for other artists.
Submitted by: Peter
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)"
The Lyrics:
When you get stuck between the moon and New York City The best that you can do is fall in love
Why:
"Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)" was the main theme song from the 1981 released motion picture (romantic comedy), "Arthur" starring the late great Dudley Moore as a spoiled rich man (inherited his wealth) who doesn't know how to deal with people on a day-to-day existence (until he meets the love of his life and his forced to change). Dudley Moore's character lived in New York City in an expensive penthouse (therefore the reference in Cross' song to that city). The Moon (again the Earth's only satellite) reference tied in with New York City in the main chorus of the song is that being stuck between the moon and New York City is like being stuck between a rock (the moon) and a hard place (New York City, which was just at that time recovering from the recession that had hit the city back in the mid-1970's). Cross' "Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)" was a #1 song on Billboard Magazine's HOT 100 charts in November 1981 knocking another movie theme, Diane Ross and Lionel Richie's "Endless Love" (from the movie starring a very young Brooke Shields) from the top spot.
Submitted by: Peter
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Rendezvous at Amazon.com
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Every Turn of the World at Amazon.com
 
 
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