-> "Whaling"
Original Song Title:
"Sailing"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Whaling"
The Lyrics
A crimson tide's a paradise
For a salty cuss like me
And on a lucky day you can harvest your way
To profitability
The harpoon can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me
It's not far to blubber blubber land
Where all the beasts have fled
And if the current's right you can shoot all night
Till the deck's a lovely red
The hooks will gouge them up a treat
Just you wait and see
Believe me
Whaling
Takes me away
To where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and a crew to carve the b--ch
And soon I will be rich
Avarice
Is my fondest wish
When I'm whaling
Bash their skulls with a wooden plank
Every whale is a piggy bank
Won't you believe me
It's not far to the spawning grounds
Where the humpbacks go to hump
And when the quota's made you can grab a blade
And skin each fishy chump
The harpoon can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me
Whaling
Takes me away
To where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and a crew to carve the b--ch
And soon I will be rich
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